Newbie Lookin For The Goods  

Fat_Ass_Pussy2 47
8 posts
2/18/2006 2:50 pm

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Newbie Lookin For The Goods

I'm a Nasty girl who is out to find the biggest dick out there. I have always believed "The Bigger, The Better". However, I've come across some folks who are not so much big, but can beat it up like and heavyweight boxer goin' for the Gold! I have learned in my many years that even though I prefer more length and width, there is much to be said for a slender sausage that can work out my kinks...if you get my drift. If any of you girls out there know of someone in my area, hook a sista up. And all you brothas out there that think you are up for the game, Holla!

Be advised the following applies to all applicants:

1) To say that you are Nasty should not mean that you don't wash, or do so infrequently. That is called Nastiness, and is not allowed. If I can smell your ass crack before your draws come off, something is definitly wrong.

2) A fucked up grill will keep your mouth at a safe distance from my coochie lips and probably from my other ones as well. (So send a pic with you smiling so I am not surprised)

3) Any talk about a camera or video will have me out the door before you can finish the sentence. Make your amature porn with your girlfriend, your wife, or your boy... Not Even Remotely Interested!

4) Condoms are a part of the party, or there is NO party to be had. Come prepared!

5) NO TIGHTY WHITIES. That is not only UNSEXY, but NO ONE likes it, no matter what she has been telling you all these years. She LIES!

5) If I have to move mountains of meat just to "see" what you have to offer, we're gonna have problems. I'm a thick one myself, but all my pleasure parts are clearly visible without any assistance. Nonetheless, I have found that big men and big women often have issues getting together if you know what I mean. The optimal combination is Not Big Man & Big Woman. It't Big Dick & Big Coochie!...see how that works?

Let's do this.

InfiniteDiest 46M

2/18/2006 7:37 pm

Long and Thick...
1. I shower daily at a minimum. ( I would say regularly, but for some every other week may be regular)

2. The teeth are straight and so is my sexual orientation btw

3. I have a strict "No Footage" policy.

4. I'm prepared if you are.

5. Only one mountain of meat to move and you can see that without assistance.

It's a done deal.

elysianpleasure 47M

2/19/2006 5:40 am

LMAO... it is a good list... an accurate list... and you state it so well.

Welcome... good luck finding what you are looking for.

rm_oldhat1957 59M

2/25/2006 4:10 pm

Love your picture - pity you do not live is SA.

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