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Posted:May 5, 2008 3:43 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2010 10:41 am
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Looking for some suggestions on Hard R or soft porn movies for couples. Maybe something to have going in the background during a massage.
I can think of a few - 9 1/2 weeks, Wild Orchid, Delta of Venus.Red Shoe Diaries - any good reccomendations out there?
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Who would you do it for?
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Posted:May 5, 2008 3:36 pm
Last Updated:May 5, 2008 3:38 pm
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Commit perjury that is.
Perjury = the willful giving of false testimony under oath or affirmation, before a competent tribunal, upon a point material to a legal inquiry.
I imagine if you would, the nature of the offense would also have some impact on if and for who. But in general, for who, if anyone, would you take the risk for?
Family members, some family memebers but not others, best friends, lovers ..
And
who would you ask to do it for you?
It may be as simple as - So you are staying in tonight, alone, Remember that movie we saw 2 weeks ago? Why dont you watch it again. Maybe we both watched it your place tonight?
Just wondering
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Recipe for Sex
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Posted:Oct 21, 2007 2:09 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2017 7:36 pm
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So you have met that special someone and have invited them to your home for dinner - what will you be cooking up to guarantee they want to stay for dessert? I know my first 2nd date dinner didnt lead to sex - it could have - I was playing hard to get - but my favorite meal to make for my favorite dessert is listed below. Pleae feel free to add some of your own or post on your blogs and return with some recipes to share.
Chicken in Lemon Sauce
¼ cup butter or margarine
4 whole chicken breasts split skinned and boned
2 tablespoons dry white wine
½ teaspoon grated lemon peel
2 tablespoons lemon juice
¼ teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon white pepper
1 cup heavy cream
1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 cup slice mushrooms
red grapes and lemon peel for garnish
Melt butter in large skillet over medium heat; add chicken.
Cook, turning about 10 minutes or until chicken is brown and tender.
Remove chicken to ovenproof serving dish. Discard butter from skillet. Add wine, lemon peel and lemon juice to skillet; cook and stir over medium heat 1 minute.
Stir in salt and white pepper. Gradually pour in cream, stirring constantly, until hot; do not boil. Pour cream sauce over chicken; sprinkle with cheese and mushrooms. Broil chicken about 6 inches from heat source until lightly browned. Garnish with grapes and lemon peel.
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Healing Fields
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Posted:Sep 11, 2007 5:53 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2010 10:45 am
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In Tempe Arizona, there is a park where volunteers have placed 2,988 8 ft tall flags. Each with a yellow ribbon and a labeled commemorating a lost life. To hear a number is one way to remember. To find yourself in the center of thousands of flags is a way to never forget.
It is called the Healing Field.
I went last night. I returned today.Most of us will always return at times to That day.
I have pictures of flag row upon flag row. Of a plane overhead with the flags reaching up to them. I chose to include this one. An unknown soldier, who at this moment was doing as I was.
I hope Francis Scott Key isn't still wondering.
O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
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pink with a wink
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Posted:Sep 5, 2007 10:29 pm
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2007 11:33 pm
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I have done no research on this place
Save2ndbase
but did see in a weekly news mag
Save2ndbase
so assume legit
and check out the tee shirts
you can find the place
Save2ndbase
This is information from them, not about me.
Save2ndbase
In July 2006 we lost our sister and friend Kelly Rooney to breast cancer. She was 43 years old and left behind a husband and 5 .
Cancer can take one’s hair, energy and mobility, but Kelly refused to let it take away her sense of humor. She coined the phrase “Save 2nd Base” and inspired us all. We hope our shirts inspire you!
50% of all p benefit the Kelly Rooney Foundation. Thanks for your support!
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Word of the Day - Feast
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Posted:Aug 15, 2007 8:50 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2008 11:27 am
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1. any rich or abundant meal
2. a sumptuous entertainment
3. something highly agreeable
4. a periodical celebration or time of celebration, commemorating an event, person, ‒
5. to have or partake of a feast; eat sumptuously.
6. to dwell with gratification or delight, as on a picture or view OR PERSON
7. to provide or entertain with a feast.
8. feast one's eyes, to gaze with great joy, admiration, or relish: to feast one's eyes on the mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Damn glad you're back
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litle of this and that , disjointed ramblings
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Posted:Aug 15, 2007 8:43 pm
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2007 8:54 pm
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Been doing less hanging out with the buddies of late, they are in withdrawl - but we still have our fun.
Got into a pissing contest with binoculars one night - had to check out something in the night sky - and 1, 2,3, 4 and 5 binoculars make their appearance - a classic case of mines bigger better than yours. The truth of the matter is - the ones a little shorter but much wider girth were the best. I imagine some ladies can relate.
The new Miller Chill - kinda like Zima - ok to drink when nothing else is around.
Had a Rorschach ink blot test one night
using dried melted candle wax
can something be dried and melted at once?
3 tests and 2 opposing viewpoints
#1 a penis or a seal
#2 a mermaid or a head with a finger in front of it
#3 Jabba the hut - agreed
Of course any idiot knows the correct answer to all three is a cock and a pussy
If I had just been 80% luckier the other day I would be a 123 millionaire right now
just needed another 4 of the 5 numbers i bet on
thats 80% right?
So how far and how long would you follow a leader? At what point do you just feel like, Ive been behind ya for 10 years and I just feel like we might as well be walking in circles through a desert. But what if the leader were Moses? And you were there and water did rise away and miracles did happen? How dedicated is your faith?
ASA's Phoenix Mars Mission blasted off Saturday, aiming for a May 25, 2008, arrival at the Red Planet and a close-up examination of the northern polar region's surface.
The purpose - find the holy grail of life - drill into where they believe there is ice under the martian surface. water = life water = life
for years I have heard that - or to be more precise, without water life will not evolve.
I find all our scientists who chant that mantra to be very naive. Given that we have not found a single form of life beyond what has existed here on earth
What makes them so special that they think other life forms cannot evolve differently across trillions of lite years.
Did i mention Im not seeing the buddies so much because my GF is back? Are you done sputtering and coughing about LTR yet?
which leads me to my next blog ......
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Headlines on the net
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Posted:Aug 15, 2007 8:17 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 2:33 am
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Headlines
I just happened to turn on the computer the other day and checked the headlines - I usually dont spend much time doing that ( in a rush to get to more important sites) but it made me wonder about who does and what they read - so here is what i saw
Which would you choose to read, if you did/
Take a look at what the headlines are now - notice that phrase headlines - from soon to be extinct forms of communication - what catches your eye?
Bonds slugs his way past Aaron
Dems face off in Chicago
4 GIs killed in Baghdad attacks
FEMA halts sales of “toxic” trailers
New species found in African forest
I went with the following ....
In a once-lost forest in Africa, six animal species new to science have been discovered, members of a two-month expedition now reveal, including a bat, a rodent, two shrews and two frogs
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Choose 1 from column A, 1 from column B
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Posted:Jul 9, 2007 10:55 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2010 9:35 pm
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My computers performance sucks lately
Could it be because I’ve
Been spending some time of late downloading porn
“some time” of course being a relative term
I can’t even begin to fathom a guess on how many sites there are ‒ and the types
Mostly I have saved pictures ‒ I actually think the majority of the collection is
Of a more sensual side than sexual
Now of course I have the required fucking and cum shots, some storylines in pictures,
and the BDSM is a whole other story
But of the others ‒ lets just run off a few categories that you can search for
Stockings
Lingerie
Panties
Heels
Nails
Bras
Tan lines
Licking
Nipples
Hand jobs
Foot jobs
Cameltoe
Dating
Fishnet
Jizz
Kissing
Upskirt
Voyeur
wax
Pregnant
lotion
Vixen ‒ not that impressed ‒ though sounds like a good word for the day blog
The one consolation to having to spend time downloading these
Is it may be fun to watch them with someone else
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"No Dogs In Heaven"
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Posted:Jul 3, 2007 10:16 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2010 10:47 am
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An old man and his were walking down a hot, dusty road lined with a beautiful white fence on both sides. As they walked along, the old man and his became very thirsty and tired.
Soon, they came to a gate in the fence where, on the other side, they saw a nice grassy, wooded area surrounding a cool clear pool of fresh water. "Just where a thirsty 'huntin' and a man would like to rest!" thought the old man. But there was a sign over the gate that read "No Dogs" so they walked on.
Further on, they came upon a man in flowing white robes standing just inside a strong iron gate across a path that led to a beautiful, sunny meadow with a cool clear stream running through it.
"'Scuse me Sir," said the old man, "My and I have been on this road all day. Mind if we come in and sit in the shade for awhile?" "Of course!" The man said. "Come on in and rest. You look thirsty and tired." The old man said, "We sure are!" and started through the gate with his dog.
The gatekeeper stopped him. "Sorry, you can come in but your can't come with you. "You see, this is Heaven, and dogs aren't allowed here. He has to stay out here on the road." "What kind of Heaven won't allow dogs?" said the old man. "Well, if he can't come in, then I'll stay out here on the road with him. He's been my faithful companion all his life and I won't desert him now."
"Suit yourself," said the gatekeeper, "but I have to warn you, the Devil's on this road and he'll try to sweet talk you into his place. He'll promise you anything, but dogs can't go there either. If you won't leave that on the road, you'll spend all Eternity on the road with him. Better if you stay here."
"Well, I'm stayin' with my dog," replied the man and he and the walked on. Gradually, the fence became more and more faded and rundown until they finally reached a spot where the boards fell away completely leaving a gap. Another man dressed in old, ragged clothes sat just inside the broken fence under a shady tree.
"'Scuse me Sir," said the old man, "My and I have been on this road all day. Mind if we come in and sit in the shade for awhile?" "Of course!" The man said. "Come on in and rest. There's some cold water here under the tree. Make yourself comfortable."
The old man paused, "but what about my dog? Can he can come in, too? The man up the road said dogs weren't allowed here, and they had to stay on the road." The other man answered, "Well, you look pretty tired and thirsty. Would you come in here and rest if you had to leave that dog?"
"No sir!" the old man replied, "A glass of cold water and some shade would be mighty fine right about now but I won't come in if my buddy here can't come too. I didn't go to Heaven because my couldn't come with me, so I sure as how ain't about to go to Hell without him neither."
The man smiled and said, "Welcome to Heaven, and bring your dog!" The old man exclaimed, "You mean this is Heaven? And my can come with me? Then why did that fellow down the road say they weren't allowed in Heaven?" The man replied, "That was the Devil and he gets all the souls who are willing to give up a life-long companion for small comfort because they think it will make their lives a little easier."
The man continued, "They soon find out their mistake, but, then it's too late. The dogs come here, the fickle people stay there. God wouldn't allow dogs to be banned from Heaven. After all, He created them to be man's companions in life, why would he separate them in death?"
- Author Unknown
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sleeping when the wind blows
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Posted:Jul 3, 2007 10:12 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2007 10:18 pm
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Years ago, a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast.
He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work on farms along the Atlantic. They dreaded the awful storms that raged across the Atlantic, wreaking havoc on the buildings and crops.
As the farmer interviewed applicants for the job, he received A steady stream of refusals.
Finally, a short, thin man, well past middle age, approached the farmer. "Are you a good farm hand?" the farmer asked him.
"Well, I can sleep when the wind blows," answered the little man.
Although puzzled by this answer, the farmer, desperate for help, Hired him. The little man worked well around the farm, busy from dawn to dusk, and the farmer felt satisfied with the man's work.
Then one night the wind howled loudly in from offshore.
Jumping out of bed, the farmer grabbed a lantern and rushed
next door to the hired hand's sleeping quarters. He shook the little man and yelled, "Get up! A storm is coming!
Tie things down before they blow away!"
The little man rolled over in bed and said firmly, "No sir. I told you, I can sleep when the wind blows."
Enraged by the response, the farmer was tempted to fire him on
the spot. Instead, he hurried outside to prepare for the storm.
To his amazement, he discovered that all of the haystacks had
been covered with tarpaulins. The cows were in the barn, the chickens were in the coops, and the doors were barred.
The shutters were tightly secured. Everything was tied down.
Nothing could blow away. The farmer then understood what his hired hand meant, so he returned to his bed to also sleep while the wind blew.
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today was a vacation day
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Posted:Jul 2, 2007 9:32 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2010 10:48 am
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Crawled out of bed 815 let cats out for 20 minutes and read paper
IM with my girl
Made me want to stop and check porn sites for _________
Showered
And masturbated
Went to get new phone ‒ was overdue and other stopped working Friday
Night after absorbing some beer backwash while traveling in a bag from the pool
Notes to self ‒ next time throw out cans while at pool
Cannot acces phone number from sister who left message on Friday to call her
Apparently off the wagon
Went shopping ‒ another 100 gone
Went to Bed and Bath and bought a beer chickengrilling holder and a ______
Bought as I said to myself my last carton of smokes ever
Did 5 loads of laundry
Laid in the sun 111 degrees
the laundry room was hotter
showered again
masturbated again
No I dont always do it in the shower
paid rent ‒ love the new shades they put in
they can be closed and yet ________ and _______
best buddy came by
We sat on steps while cats were out again
Added to our liquid grain storage facilities
Meaning our beer guts
I cooked him dinner inside ‒ we always cook out
I need the practice
My favorite type chicken
He had 2nds
Tasted awesome
Oddly enough I wasn’t too taken aback as he was preparing a science experiment in my sink
and uttered
“Oh yeah, there is a fire extinguisher close by, just outside.”
Soon followed by “You still got your safety glasses on right?”
Meaning sunglasses at 730 at night inside
“Put your shield up!”
Meaning a baking pan
“Fuck that, I have to write down about the fire extinguisher before I forget it.”
So I had to ask if his parents ever got him a chemistry set - nope
Later
“I must be fucking insane.”
Came across a melted semi melted top to a plastic container
Held at the right angle
There is definitely the outline of a woman
In the right light she has a bra on
My buddy only saw it a flowering pussy
guess thats not quite the same as seeing the Virgin in something
Oh shit - who did I just offend
Just have to see the big picture sometime
Now is the best part of day
I get to talk to my babe again
Damn old beer spattered phone
I’ve missed your whispers
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Word of the Day - Debauchery
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Posted:Jun 26, 2007 9:33 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2010 10:48 am
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deˈbauchery noun
too much indulgence in pleasures usually considered immoral, especially sexual activity and excessive drinking
Example: a life of debauchery
debauchery
noun
a wild gathering involving excessive drinking and promiscuity
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