Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid  

Fallic40 53M
3214 posts
8/2/2005 7:31 pm
Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid

That pretty much sums up the "employee survey" that I have wasted an hour filling out online for the mega-conglomerate that swallowed what used to a fun company.

We were asked a variety of questions such as "would you rather work 40 hours or 70 hours?", "would you prefer to be paid a bonus equal to 40% over you salary or a bonus of 10% over your salary?" Now the answers to these questions would seem to be pretty much obvious.

Now bear in mind that one of our innumerable v.p.s is probably in charge of this so it is vital to ensure that he survives in his position. And so I used due dligence to fill out my survey.

I gave them the message that I wish to be completely overpaid, wallow in bonuses, never leave town, have great medical benefits, and never want to take any kind of business risk.

This "confidential survey" that asked my site location and used an individually coded password to access, should produce enough results for them to lay me off poste haste.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/2/2005 7:55 pm

Would you rather listen to the radio or play checkers?

Would you rather play with legos or read a book

would you rather walk a dog or go shopping?

redmartinigirl 43F

8/2/2005 8:18 pm

LOL yeah, we had to fill out one of those surveys too. "to help them measure how they compare to other firms in OR" Whatever. What came out of it was that we all hate the HR director. LMSAO!! now she's going around saying what a thankless job she has and that we all hate her. too funny!

I hope it works for you!

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
8/3/2005 1:30 pm

good luck on that hun

I'm a

i'm here to stay

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/4/2006 9:50 pm

thanks paps

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/4/2006 9:51 pm


listen tothe radio
play with legos (i'm tactile)
walk a dog

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/4/2006 9:52 pm


results were inconclusive and they announced that we would be closed for not fittinginto their business model.

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