Special Update from Jingles (the Cat)  

Fallic40 53M
3214 posts
11/30/2005 8:09 pm
Special Update from Jingles (the Cat)


My name is Jingles and I am the family cat of the Village Idiot, aka Fallic (and known to me also as the FoodDude).

As we all know, our little soldier is not feeling well. His doctor must be as comptent as the vet who cut my nuts off since he went to the hospital for a separated shoulder and came home with a heart attack. I tried to warn him - nothing good ever comes from a trip to the vets (but at least he never got shoved face first into a wire mesh cage).

Anyhoo, I am taking good care of him and teaching him the art of napping, sleeping all day, and licking his willey. He is doing pretty well on the first two, but he is struggling mightily on the willey licking thing. You would think that if men can evolve opposable thumbs, they would evolve the ability to lick themselves.

Now I check his e-mail every day for him and what do I see - beautiful, scantily clad or naked ladies sending him e-mails. Now this cannot be good for a man in his delicate condition. Lets face it ladies - I am the only pussy he will be playing with for at least three months.

So rest assured, I will keep an eye out for him (between naps).

Love to all the ladies. Could any of you love a nutless kitty?

Jingles (the cat)

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/1/2005 5:14 pm

nice little pussy

dont you just love pussies

silky xxxxxxxxxxxx

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/2/2005 6:26 pm

Jingles...Men will never evolve into self willey licking beings as long as there is a willing woman to sink to her knees and do the job for him. But aren't you a sweet puss for caring enough to try and teach him?

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

(Princess Lips)

12/2/2005 10:57 pm

love to yah master

keep him safe


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
12/3/2005 11:26 am

Jingles, you're a male calico?
Very rare.
Most calicos are female, I can't remember exactly why the x that carries that trait doesn't often go to males.
And you're gay too!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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