It's gonna be raining panties  

Fallic40 53M
3214 posts
12/19/2005 8:41 pm
It's gonna be raining panties

"We're getting the band back together." And no, it's not a mission from God.

I have played in garage bands since I was 12 years old and started playing guitar on a Yamaha accoustic that my dad won in a raffle. (I still have the guitar.)

I play guitar or keyboards and also do some vocals. I have played plenty of parties and some small bars with the band that is getting back together. It is almost like being a real musician.

But in all the time I have performed, I have never been hit with a pair of panties (or bra for that matter) on stage. No thongs dangling from one ear, no bikinis taking out an eye, not even a pair of Bridget Jones granny knickers blasting me across stage.

My best friend, the bass player, has been nailed several times (and he's gay). The drummer gets marriage offers all the time and he has 8 kids. Something is just out of balance here. "Hello ladies, single guy sweating all over you from the stage."

So, yes, I will be back in the band. I plan on getting back into killer shape and do lots of weight work. I want to die by being smothered under a pile of panties at a performance.


ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
12/19/2005 8:46 pm

likewise, if you did not want panties to hit you, you would be the one drowning in them. we can never have what we want quite when we want it.


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
12/19/2005 9:36 pm

maybe what I'll have to do is dive in front of the bass player: secret service style


rm_bdi1111 44M

12/19/2005 9:51 pm

I had those great dreams of panties and hotel room keys landing at my feet when I played too. Alas, it was my bass player that got the attention too.


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
12/19/2005 10:12 pm

what the fuck is it with bass players? He wanders around the back of the stage, sidles over and shares a joke with the drummer and then fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt - panty shot to the head for him.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

12/20/2005 10:09 am

*grabs a clean set for yah*

TTFN


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
12/20/2005 2:27 pm

redlips, make sure you aim for me. Please do not hit the bass player.


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
12/20/2005 10:44 pm

Darlin ~ You just tell me when and where ... and I'll either COME to Portland to throw the panties myself ... or have a proxy in the audience to throw them for me. (Maybe a hot nurse!) *besos*

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Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
12/21/2005 2:54 pm

safira, as long as you don't hurt me with them!


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
12/21/2005 3:28 pm

Fallic ~ Perish the thought! All Boundaries Discussed and Respected. Confidentiality Assured. Want a businesss card?

Rock on!!

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impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/21/2005 5:49 pm

Just panties? No bra's? I suppose you'll have to tell us when and where so we can make arrangements. Won't the bass player and drummer be surprised when you get slammed with panties from all over the US? I've always had a thing for guitar players...something about the way a man strokes his guitar and imagining those fingers elsewhere....hmmmmmmmm Ah well...let us know - we'll take care of you.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
12/21/2005 7:09 pm

Saf, just your panties will do


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
12/21/2005 7:12 pm

impish pixie, so no blog?

It must be because the bass is just bigger. I have been grabbed, kissed and tackled on stage but never, ever been accosted with undies.


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/22/2005 5:55 pm

nope...no blog. not here anyway.

Not to worry...we're gonna make sure you get majorly accosted when next you play. By the way...don't think I've ever mentioned it but i LOVE your pic.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
3/20/2006 1:25 pm

imp, that sounds like a lot fun all around.


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