Hot Sex in 2006?  

Fallic40 53M
3214 posts
1/1/2006 8:04 pm
Hot Sex in 2006?

I decided to trust my fate to the stars and look at my sex horoscope for this new year. I cast the bones and they read "Google Libra". Knowing that one must not dismiss such portents, I did just that. Here is the first one I selected.

Libra Sexuality
or "Will I get finally get laid"

Your sexuality is responsive, yet very much subject to the nature of the environment. A natural partner, your need to relate makes you eager to please, but can see you often looking for someone more satisfactory somewhere else.
Well the grass usually is greener on the other side. My need to have sex makes me even more eager to please.

Ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty and of lovers, you have impeccable taste and are widely considered attractive, yet you can be coquettish and even devious in the pursuit of your desires. You can be somewhat narcissistic at times and respond readily to praise and flattery.
Flattery will get you everywhere

Your ego is a little fragile, so you respond to reassurance and appreciation of your good taste (in say, your appearance, body parts, clothes, art, interior design and so on). You love to be admired and are more than a little exhibitionistic. You will go along with most things, particularly if they present you in your best light.
After so long, my ego is brittle, so yes, reassurances such as "wow, the best orgasm ever," would definitely be appreciated. And yes, I do have good taste.

You seek to please your partner and tend to view lovemaking as an art at which, of course, you excel. Creating the right environment for love is very important and a failure to do so on the part of a prospective partner will most likely lead to your rapid, though decorous, retreat.
First one needs a partner to create an environment for.

You respond and relate to things of beauty and generally prefer artifice to unadorned nature.
Does this mean that I will find a bottle blonde with fake boobs? I do worship beautiful women - many of whom are beautiful in ways that they just don't realize.

You also love to explore the pleasures of love with a partner (though, of course, in the absence of same, there's always your own sure touch...).
Well, the psychic synaptically misfired here didn't he. We all know how things are (not) going on the masturbation front

Admirers should be aware of your need for reassurance, your love of sensual pleasure and beautiful things–and that flattery will get them anywhere.
Step 1: get me some sychophantic admirers. Hmmmm, I did study everything that the incompetent senior managers did where I used to work. They did have a motley selection of bumboys.

So to recap: I need to find me a sychophantic bottle blonde with fake boobs to flatter me on my π sized dick (inside joke that will be explained in a later blog) in a mutually tasteful setting that provides ample opportunities to find someone should they not appeal to the narcisstic side of me.

This makes me sound like a really unappealing bastard. After reading the tealeaves as my Irish Gran taught me, I have to conclude that it's another dry year for me. Even Death Valley gets rain every now and then.


tillerbabe 55F

1/2/2006 1:55 am

I'm semi-bottle blonde, (natural blonde, but I have grey hair!) and have "fake" boobs. Did you know that Libras have the best smiles in the zodiac?


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
1/2/2006 8:49 am

Fallic ~ Pi to the what degree? (Natural blonde with natural red and light brown highlights ... in other words ... hodge-podgey. Big boobs scare me so mine are real and, I've been told, perky as a 20-year-old's that will fit into a very nice champagne flute ... If you're into that sort of thaing. *devilish grin*) You know what I wish for you, my dear friend ... toujours!

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/2/2006 1:57 pm

tillerbabe, I do know that you will never be a sychophant. You are one hell of a lady. And those boobs are very lovely.

I was not aware of Libra's having a good smile. i have been told that I need to smile more often though.


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/2/2006 2:00 pm

Safira, first I will need to find some 20 year olds for research purposes. Then I went and looked at my champagne flutes and the first thought was "cor, blimey, you could put an eye out with those things,"


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/2/2006 5:26 pm

sexyfit, it just takes a little imagination and a lot of desparation.


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
1/2/2006 8:12 pm

It's raining here in Virginia....they say it's going to rain for a few days. C'mon over for a visit and we'll fix that dry spell you're having. (Assuming it's safe to do so now....)

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


ember700 49F
57 posts
1/3/2006 12:11 am

Fallic, I'm also a Libra, thanks for my hororscope. But I am an opptimist and I read it differently than you. Plus I believe in God helps those who help themselves and if you were closer I would love to help myself to you, mmmmmmm. And Tiller is right we do have great smiles, Happy New Year and good luck,
later E


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/4/2006 5:37 pm

impish, the offer sound quite tempting and very delicious. Unfortunately, you just hit the penis on the head. My tests today with my psychotic japanese doctor did not go anywhere near as well as i thought they would.


Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/4/2006 5:39 pm

hello, ember, hopefully all is going well in Ontario. So how did you translate the horoscope (bear in mind it was for the male). Knowing how well Canadian ladies do indeed look after guys, I am sending you my very biggest Libra smile.


Become a member to create a blog