Full Speed Ahead and Damn the Torpedoes  

Fallic40 53M
3214 posts
1/13/2006 11:34 am
Full Speed Ahead and Damn the Torpedoes

Here I am, minding my own business (all good Irish stories start this way), happily hydroplaning my way along Interstate 5 in Portland in my Ford Ranger and what should I spy coming up behind me in the rain?

I wasn’t sure at first but as it loomed larger in the rear view mirror, I could see that it was a large boat and I couldn’t be sure, but it sure looked like it was made of Lego.

And as it bore down on me, fog horn blaring and smoke pouring from its funnel, I could see a bustier clad, gorgeous Viking-like blonde woman at the helm, muscled arms controlling the wheel with ease. A crew of what looked like firemen was braced on deck.

I knew at once, it was tillerbabetillerbabe. She had finished her ark. She was heading south away from the rain: pillaging and plundering in search of that elusive sunlight.

So, if you live in the I5 corridor, be on the look out for a Lego boat crewed by some of Seattle’s finest and helmed by a fiery blonde fury: approach at your own peril. Your best bet will be to just give her what she wants and allow her to sail off into the sunset.

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
1/14/2006 5:45 am

I already TOLD Tiller she could have whatever she wanted. What ELSE do I need to do???

Great post, my friend ... You're right! That LEGO biat ROCKS!!

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yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
1/14/2006 11:09 am

too cute!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/14/2006 6:42 pm

sexyfitwoman, thanks

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/14/2006 6:43 pm

saf, Lego is so cool.

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/14/2006 6:44 pm

yagottalikit, one tries to do one's best

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