11 is just one better than 10  

Fallic40 53M
3214 posts
9/4/2005 6:54 pm
11 is just one better than 10

I know that it is hardly original and other people have done it, but here are 11 things about me. Why 11? Well, to quote Spinal Tap, "11 is just one better than 10".


1. I am petrified of needles. Try to give me a shot. I dare you, I double dog dare you.

2. I have never had sex with a woman who was wearing sexy lingerie. I just cannot find them here in Oregon. They have to exist. I would like to find one.

3. My favourite kids movie is Beauty and the Beast. Toy Story 2, Shrek, and The Lion King are right there as favourites. I watch all of them at least once a month: they make me happy.

4. I sleep naked. Why else would I want to have egyptian cotton sheets. Past girlfriends and the ex-wife always wanted to sleep in sweats and a t-shirt. That is not a turn on.

5. I have broken my nose 7 times. You cannot tell unless you run your finger along the bridge of my nose and you can feel the bumps and ridges.

6. I am a sucker for a brunette - especially if she has big brown eyes. But my girlfriends have all been blondes. Go figure that one out.

7. I have a lipstick fetish. I love watching a woman put it on. Look at it this way, if you have lipstick on, then you know that I will be watching your lips move when you speak and paying attention to what you say. Needless to say, I find Angelina Jolie to be incredibly sexual and sensual.

8. I do not socialize with people that I work with as it interferes with the sociopathic skills needed to survive in the modern work place.

9. I am a little kid at heart. If I see a puddle I have to jump in it. Farts and burps make me laugh. I like to play tag and "it" with my girls. I will often go skinny dipping if I am alone fishing (but not in the Willamette).

10. I once lost a girlfriend because she used to make little mewing sounds like a kitten when she orgasmed. It would freak out the cat and make me start laughing.

11. I want to have anal sex (with a lady of course). It looks like fun. Everyone on here maintains that if done right it is fun. I would also reciprocate. It is my deepest, darkest fantasy.

rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
9/4/2005 8:41 pm

How could you possible leave off Finding Nemo? I watch it everyime I see it on. I also have to always have a supply of silly putty and playdough at work on my desk.. stress relief is important.

Was your cat afraid it was going to be next???

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
9/4/2005 9:14 pm

The cat was a female and I think the cat was looking to see where the "kitten" was and to see if it needed help. This lady's orgasm sounded like a newborn kitten - that really high pitched continuous mewling sound. When you suddenly have a cat trying to get into the bed, how can you not start laughing.

freetime648 52F

9/5/2005 7:13 am

Fallic...you sound like a normal person to me.....but, one question....ever consider a red head who never wears lipstick, maybe some gloss, is also a kid at heart, that does not purr but rather growls in bed and sees no reason for lingerie??? Oh, I also loved Shrek! LOL

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/5/2005 11:48 am

Fallic - A list? Yaaaaaa! Even a short list, still a good one.
I think I share your lipstick fetish. I own at least 27 shades, though my friends say they all look like the same color, they're SO wrong...Berry Delight is NOT the same shade as Delightful Berries..sheesh!

redmartinigirl 43F

9/5/2005 2:27 pm

Fallic, Fallic, Fallic!! have you tried to find your lingerie wearing, anal sex lover, lipstick smooching, brown hair and eye goddess at the whichita pub every friday night?? That's where one of the local groups - and the PNW chatroom - meets. You might have some luck there. there are lots of lovelies that do. let me know if you want more info.

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
9/5/2005 5:16 pm


I think my fear of needles goes back to when I was bitten by the family dog when I was three and had to get my upper lip stitched back together. It takes an army of nurses to give me a shot now. And don't even think about stitching up a gash.

And as for my love of brunettes, I don't know where it comes from. I remember being in love with Jaclyn Smith when Charlie's Angels first came on the air back in the mid-70s. That was probably the start of it.

rm_lickmepretty 50F
851 posts
9/6/2005 12:12 am

c'mere little boy

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/7/2005 8:25 am

3 and 9 are cute, 10 is hilarious and 11 I think you would like!

rm_lickmepretty 50F
851 posts
9/7/2005 9:20 pm

*used to drive the driver's ed teacher crazy during driving practice, I would sit in the back seat behind him as the other students were driving and put on my lipstick/gloss while he looked back in the vanity mirror and the sideview mirror back at me. (creamin I do believe...lol)

It did look kind of naughty when I did it...smiles

(oh yeah, did I mention I'm a brunette and a backdoor kinda gurl?) LOL

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