life in the fast lane  

FTsimezetwinz 86F/F
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4/26/2005 9:34 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

life in the fast lane


well i gotta tell you, i am one of the worlds fattest siamese twins. We were featured in the World Weekly News when my biological partner gave birth on stage a couple of years ago. We gave the babies up for adoption after they were surgically separated. We would like to be separated sometimes ourselves, but since we share a liver and a pancreas, the Dr's wouldn't touch us. Damn them. I'm so sick of Oprah, she has met at least 30 guys on this site and brings them home and i have to lay there while all the grunting and groaning is happening. Will admit, i sometimes find it a bit erotic but the selfish twat won't share.

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