The Perils of Option Two  

EthicalPlayer 43M
123 posts
6/22/2006 11:57 pm

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10/3/2006 8:54 am

The Perils of Option Two

OK… has everyone seen that Altoids Sour commercial where the middle-aged blonde chick is conducting a taste-test with some jabroney in a blindfold? You know, the one where she lets him taste the first item, then just after he tastes the second item, she puts on a leather glove and smacks the shit outtta him… and he picks option two cause he really, really liked it? Well… I never shared this with my wife, but I think I’m an Option Two kind of guy too.

With that in mind, yesterday, while watching that commercial together, I told her, “You know… I think I’d like that... But I‘d be too afraid that you would overdo it because you‘re pretty aggressive and heavy-handed.”

“Really?” she replied. “Maybe we should try it? I promise, I‘ll be gentle.”

I cautiously offer her my left cheek, and she me, ever so smartly on it with her open palm. This sent immediate shockwaves directly to my genitals. I moaned softly and placed her hand on my semi-hard dick.

“Holy shit, that was quick!” she exclaimed. I nodded silently. “Now do me!”

She exposed her right cheek, and I rapped her on it smartly with my open palm. Feeling guilty, I softened the blow by caressing her face in both of my hands. She moaned and said, “Ohhh… that… really is nice… and the soft-touching afterwards really enhances it. Now take your dick out,” she ordered, and I obliged, and… well… this story’s not really about that part, so I’ll fast-forward to the next day.

This afternoon, my wife picked me up from work, beaming as always. “So how’s my baby?” she asked.

“Oh I’m pretty good. Work’s been crazy, but you know how I-”

She cut me off by smacking me in the face. Stunned, I paused to glare at her.

“What the fuck was that for?” I asked, rubbing my cheek.

“Oh, was that not… timed… right?” she asked.

Then I remembered the commercial. “Oooh… no baby… we can’t just go around hitting each other at random… we gotta be in the right mood for that.”

“Sorry, honey,” she smiled sheepishly.

“No worries.”

We bantered back and forth about topical stuff on the way home. As we pulled into the driveway, wifey cut the engine, then reached over and smacked the shit outta me again.

“Ow! What the fuck is your problem!?” I exclaimed.

“Too-soon?” she asked.

“Hell yeah, too soon!”

The rest of the evening floated by in a series of unsolicited facial-slaps. Basically, the moral to this story is… when requesting Option Two, be careful what you ask for.


shylena256 42F
1967 posts
6/23/2006 2:09 am

I can't stop giggling!
Thanks for that.


EthicalPlayer replies on 6/23/2006 2:23 am:
I'm really glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for stoping by!

lustcurious42 56F

6/23/2006 5:43 am

I think I'd like your wife. Oh hell, I think I'd like you too.....


EthicalPlayer replies on 6/25/2006 12:44 am:
Hmmm... I think I'd like you likin me likin you...

Whispersoftly5 51F
15176 posts
6/23/2006 9:51 pm

LMAO!!! I think I cracked a rib I was (and still am) laughing so hard. Too cute!

Whisper...


EthicalPlayer replies on 6/25/2006 12:47 am:
Hey... take it easy! No bone-cracking before I've had a chance to... Uhm... that is... just be careful!

rainbowflier722 53F

6/24/2006 11:04 pm

LMAO....OMG lustcurious and i read this over the phone!!!!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


EthicalPlayer replies on 6/25/2006 12:48 am:
I'm glad my battered cheeks were able to provide such amusement!

lustcurious42 56F

6/24/2006 11:56 pm

I gotta tell you, Rainbow and I were chatting and I said you gotta read this blog. Her giggle was priceless.......... Thank you for our smiles tonight


EthicalPlayer replies on 6/25/2006 12:52 am:
This is the first time I've been thanked by two women for smiles without any physical manipulation. You're very welcome... I aim to please!

rm_turtleBurp 44F
1273 posts
7/2/2006 4:04 pm

Shite, good job she promised to be gentle eh, lol.


EthicalPlayer replies on 7/12/2006 11:28 pm:
Yeah... I'm getting use to the abuse though...

lustcurious42 56F

7/4/2006 9:26 am

How do we apply for physical manipulation?


EthicalPlayer replies on 7/6/2006 11:45 pm:
Hmmm... good question. I guess an email or MSN/Yahoo handle would certainly set the ball rolling in the right direction... *wink* *nudge*

curvymeli 39F

7/8/2006 9:15 pm

LMAO, definitely a reminder to be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!


EthicalPlayer replies on 7/12/2006 11:30 pm:
Spot-on curvy! I've learned my lesson!

rm_Solajones 36F

7/18/2006 11:43 am

I though it was funny and maded be think.


EthicalPlayer replies on 7/18/2006 5:46 pm:
I'm glad you enjoyed it. You mentined that it made you think... Perhaps someday you'll share your thoughts with me?

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