"Shhhh!!! She might hear us!"  

EthicalPlayer 43M
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5/3/2006 9:40 pm

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5/5/2006 3:51 pm

"Shhhh!!! She might hear us!"

Nothing interesting to report. I took a sick-day today. I ran my body into the ground, playing flag football 4 of the last 7 days, and forgetting to eat. Yes, I actually forgot to provide my body the nutrients necessary to function properly, forcing me to take a sick day I could have reserved for something cool like judging and providing a model for an all-day cock-sucking contest between supermodels. Hey, when I dream, I dream big.

The lesson: I am an idiot.

Anyway, after waking around noon-ish and (finally) feeding my body, I greeted my mother-in-law, who's in town for two weeks, and returned to my room to lay down. I began reminiscing about the intense, sensuous experience from two nights ago, and the memories put me in a state of arousal.

Two nights earlier, wifey and I entwined in a rigid, spastic knot of forced sexual-silence. The fact that only a wall separated us from being heard by her mother seemed to add a perverse fuel to our copulation. The tighter i held my hand over her mouth, the harder she came. The harder she came, the louder she became and the harder she bucked against my pelvis, forcing me to add more force in silencing her, which made my swollen member hard enough to cut diamonds. We went on like this for what seemed like 5 minutes, but was actually more like 35-45.

Now, we never ever seem to have a bad session, but this seemed particularly intense, given the naughty, "high-school pre-marital sex" vibe to it. Just thinking about it put me in such a state, that as I locked my room door and began stroking myself, I decided to capture lightning in a bottle and give myself a little self-pleasure session.

Now, I want to make something perfectly clear, because I learned something today: Two people, trying hard to be silent during an intense lovemaking session is sensual, erotic, and flat-out lovely. However, one person, trying hard to be silent during a good jerk-session, is traumatic, embarrassing, and somewhat humiliating. I'd be near the promised land, only to hear her feet shuffling by my door to the bathroom... instant buzz-kill. I might as well had been spankin it in a catholic confessional booth with choir-practice going on just outside it in the main church area. Not that I've tried that, but I'm sure it would have produced a similar feeling. Obviously, I still came, but this was not good times. This was very bad times.

Lesson learned. Fucking under in-law's nose... hot. Masturbating under in-law's nose... NOT hot. As unsexy as Janet Reno in thigh-high fishnets and a garter.

So I wonder... why are some risque sex acts erotic, while other similar risque sex acts are not so much? Has anyone else had any experiences like this?

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