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When body hair is just a pain...!!!
When body hair is just a pain...!!!
Well, for those of you who are sick to death of hair removal, consider your options... I chose Laser Hair Removal because I was sick of my pubic region looking like roadkill...lmao.
Oh boy... think back to your childhood, when a magnifying glass hovering over an ant and watching the little buggers fry was seen as entertainment. Well, you could say the same applies to the lovely women who hover over your naked flesh with those handy light zapping torture devices... lmfao. Those sadistic creatures who delight in the sound of the hair frying and the smell of burning hair.
Arghhhhhh, so pleased I could offer my body up for ongoing research... lol.
In all seriousness, the process is pretty comfortable, but my secret weapon in dealing with the pain levels... an iPod. With the sound levels cranked up to full and the choice of Marilyn Manson, or Blink 182 screaming into my ears, does seem to confuse the senses, and partially blocks out what seems to be going on down below. Oh, and the best bit... the indecent spreading of ones legs as a device is crammed up into all of those sexy crevices! OUUUUUUUUCH! Mother F#@cker.
But hey, who says withstanding pain and humiliation isn't worth it for the smoothest legs and Puss Puss in town... heehee.
Bring on Summer. I'm ready and waiting for you!
Please, anyone wanting to know more, drop me a line. Or if you've got some fun stories, i'd love to hear them.
Signing off... the Hairless Chinchillah!
9/8/2006 4:41 am
I've been thinking about this laser stuff for a while and after reading this post, I think I'm going to book an appointment for a consultation tomorrow |
8/16/2006 3:46 am
Hairless Chinchillah ROFPMSL now that I would like to see. |
Opps how forward of me, a gentleman doesnt say such things to a lady.
Still I hope that everything goes well Erratic.
Roll on Summer, and Erratics new teeny weeny bikini.
8/15/2006 7:50 am
Thanks EP I will let you know what I do.|
Love your work by the way.
8/15/2006 6:09 am
Seriously, as costly as the treatments are, I've been really happy with the results. I'm half way through my eight scheduled sessions, and my hair growth is minimal. Go and have a consultation done, they can tell you how many sessions you would need to have to reach your desired level of regrowth. The way I justified the cost was by weighing up the positives and negatives of what I had already been doing...
1. Shaving (daily): The cost of buying blades + regrowth was super fast on me, would have to do it daily to stay smooth (so factor in the time spent doing full legs, bikini, and underarm). During summer, painful when I went swimming at the beach, and the regrowth around the pubic area... Rashy, sigh.
2. Waxing: Would buy wax and do it myself at home to keep costs down (or when being lazy would go to salon) but generally I would be rather slack, so walked around like a wooly mammoth for a good part of winter... lol. But when I waxed, suffered the slow painful regrowth period which involved massacring my skin trying to dig out ingrowns, ending up looking like I had rolled around in a beehive.
I just got to a point where I thought, I have to invest some cash here to get what I desired. Everything else didn't work. The amount of money spent on magic potions that were supposed to stop ingrowns, waxing products, salon sessions, razor blades. Add it up and over time, I figured, it would balance out eventually, not only in the monetary, but also in the time spent.
I'm seriously one happy girl. If you go down the path of Laser removal, let me know. Would love to hear your feedback.
8/15/2006 5:06 am
I am one of those hairy guys who is going to have laser done on his face and neck, sick of shaving after 30 years but I just can't seem to get my head around having anything else done.|
I have tried a few of the hair removal techniques over the years but the worse has to be the emjoi. This hair pulling shaving looking machine that hurts like F@#K. It was like having your skin ripped off you.
And waxing would be like that scene in the 40 year old virgin, it would be murder.
Laser would cost a small fortune and hair removal cream does not work for me.