Acrylic Nails... hinderance or help?  

Erratic_Princess 45F
27 posts
8/17/2006 9:55 pm

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Acrylic Nails... hinderance or help?

Well, whoever thought up the idea of wacking a heap of acrylic on top of one's own nails, was an interesting creature. (i seriously wonder how people come up with such 'amusing' concepts.

I decided I was sick of looking at my poor abused short nails that were constantly shedding layers, and opted to have some false acrylic nails 'constructed' over my own. I can only describe it as a construction, considering the layering process involved, not to mention, the cutting, trimming, shaping (with something you could only describe as a Dremmel grinder!) application of the liquid acrylic, to then reshaping with a slightly less aggressive Dremmel head, and then the ol buff and polish!

OK... the shape! Round or square tip? Hmmmm, well, considering I always have the rounded shape naturally, why the hell not go the fricken unnatural square! I mean, hell, it's a plastic nail right... may as well make it look like an obvious prosthetic!... lol

So, I now have these finger extensions, that now create an interesting challenge for me, in the 'form NOT following function'! I am a keyboard fiend... and with super short nails, i can pound away quite happily not missing my keystrokes... but now, with these extra long fingers that make an interesting plastic 'tap, tap, tap' noise when I type... well, lets just say, i'm having to renegotiate the way my fingers now hit those keys. I've lost the sensitivity, and the extra length in the finger, means, relearning how to type!... sigh, all in good time.

The one nice thing about it...? Well, let's just say one thing... nails across skin... heehee, i'm not getting any complaints!

I knew there was a plus side to these awkward alien looking finger extensions!

Erratic_Princess 45F
7 posts
9/9/2006 11:20 pm


heehee... hmmm, know what you mean... I can be a bit of a cronic player sometimes, so I've opted to go the slightly shorter length with the nails...

GASP... we can't interfere with a girls playtime now, can we?!!!!


rm_Wizardesssss 36F
801 posts
9/8/2006 4:44 am

If you think re-learning how to type with acrylics is bad, wait till you try to masturbate Acrylics are good fun though and they stop me from cutting my nails when I want to grow them.

Wizardesssss ©

rm_MustangD6644 51M
1031 posts
8/18/2006 6:29 am

Hey funnybugger if you want nails down your back I know several four legged ladies who will happily use their nails while jumping on your back. LOL. Oh wait you meant for a lady to do it in intimate surrounds, you kinky bugger.

Erratic I have often looked at ladies with talon like finger nails and wondered how they dont hurt themselves or others, particularly with um delicate parts of the body, theirs or others. How for example do they go with practicing safe sex and fitting a condom without tearing it.

I will be most interested to read of your efforts to adapt to your "new" fingers.

PS come and visit my blog sometime soon.

imafunnybugger 45M

8/18/2006 4:47 am

Now that you can't type properly with you r new fancynails, you should be able to sympathise more with my dodgy typing skills! lol.

nails down the back... mmmmmmm nice lol

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