Liz's Guide to Threesome Ratings  

ElizabethAgain 39F
128 posts
4/10/2006 6:52 pm

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4/12/2006 1:16 am

Liz's Guide to Threesome Ratings

Could I be bored silly and wasting my lunchtime in here again?

The AdultFriendFinder bug bit me on the bum and I've become susceptible to logging on to pass the gaps in my day.

For some reason Ive received more emails from couples recently than I do from singles. Im not complaining about that. Its great, athough it always makes me wonder which are valid couples and which arent.

Some send alarm bells ringing immediately.

Some dont but should.

Some can be a wonderful experience, great fun, and memorable

On a points Score of 0 to 10, since its what you clicked here for, my ratings are taa daa:

1/10:
Two gay guys wanting to meet a single woman for MFM? No thanks. I have no idea where you've been.

2/10:
Two str8 guys looking for a fuckslut? No thanks. I tried this once and it wasnt merely scary, it was dangerous. Strongly recommended to bin all invitations of these.

3/10 to 6/10:
Two str8 guys looking for a fun encounter, hmmm. This is harder, but its safer to say no thanks again. Men sometimes have a nasty habit of becoming rough in their efforts to outdo each other.

Always advoid footballers if you can.

Into the bin with them too unless you know at least one of the guys very well personally ( 6/10)

6/10 to 8/10:
A male-female couple seeking fem for FMF. Sometimes these can be very unpredictable. Be careful of getting in the middle of something that you dont want to be in. Very often one partner is going along with it to keep the other happy and not because they want to. You have to look for the warning signs yourself, because they vary. If its her idea, he's almost always going to be happy, if only to watch, which I find off-putting.

If its his idea beware. Check the situation very carefully and take time to speak with her alone before you meet them both in person. A lot of fakes, so be extra careful of guys pretending to be in a couple but arent. Ask him to put her on the phone early in the contact.

Avoid excessive alcohol because many couples eventually start fighting after too much booze regardless of how much fun they were earlier. Even people I like do it and its messy to be in the middle of it.

Avoid her toys. If theyre not yours, you dont know where they've been and besides in a threesome toys shouldnt be needed. Give me flesh

5/10 to 8/10
Lesbian couple in a long term relationship, seeking fem. They never seem to seek another butch. Most of the same warnings as for str8 couples, although toys are harder to avoid. I have been told that if youre butch its not likley to work out happily. If youre fem or bi-fem it can be amazingly good

7/10 to 9.5/10
Accidental threesome with two other fems, bi-fems, or lipstick lezzies (like me ?)
Always best when its spontaneous and not a deliberate result of someone's nervous bi-curiosity journey. Party time with streamers and whistles


rm_lust2u2 51M

4/11/2006 1:00 am

Interesting, experince based I assume, judgement
But, I know it愀 not my business... can愒 help liking orderliness though (hrmm), I miss your rate 10/10... you too ?


rm_Colleridge 52M

4/11/2006 3:05 am

What's a lipstick lezzie?


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
4/11/2006 9:04 pm

(scowls as he has never been in a threesome before)

you lucky dilly dog you!! Curses!!!

lol

seriously, that's kinda interesting actually and seems true from the LIMITED experience that I've had in this topical area

(hint hint...no no YOU pick the other girl sweetie, that's it, I'll just sit back all cool cat like an suckth on some...uhh....altoids...yeaaah and be...uhh... totally freakin' coool, with my...uhh...cool...breaf )

lol

good stuff!

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