Women... are awesome!  

Elegant_N_Nasty 49F
586 posts
8/18/2006 7:25 pm

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8/19/2006 3:01 pm

Women... are awesome!

Men...live by these rules and we will all get along just fine!!

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end a arguement when they are right and you need to just shut the hell up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed this is really a half hour. Five minutes is only TRULY five minutes if you have just been given 5 minutes to watch a game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "FINE"!

4. Go Ahead: This is a DARE, it is not permission. DO NOT DO IT!!! NO MATTER WHAT!!

5. The Loud Sigh: Ok, this is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood my men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks your a idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"! (refer to #3)

6. That's Ok: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Ok" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Yeah Right: This means "Shut the Fuck" and you will never get your way!

8. Your Right: This means she thinks you're a jackass and is laughing inside waiting on you to mess up.

9. Thanks: A woman is thanking you! DO NOT question it just say thank you and be grateful.

10. Whatever: Oh, yes we have all heard it! It is a womans way of saying "Fuck You"!

greatguyintul 55M
2102 posts
8/19/2006 7:29 am

"Words to live by" Good stuff!!!!! Have a great weekend!

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SirMounts 102M

8/19/2006 7:31 am

Why yes... Men often do find it difficult to decode girltalk. *winking*
I like you blog, Elegant N Nasty. *smiling*

stilllookininokc 50M

8/19/2006 2:22 pm

Thanks for the info. I'm sure this will be better than my secret decoder ring that I've been using to try to figure out what women mean.

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