Cheesy pickup lines  

ElSancho4you 66M
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11/16/2005 12:42 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Cheesy pickup lines


All those old country western songs, were full of cleches, and the most banal, cheesy pickkup lines. "Ecsuse me but I think you got my chair", "If I said you had a beuatiful body, would you hold it agaist me", and so on. It's nausiating, what do you think?

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I"m a female impersonator.

HE: I"m a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I"m a plastic surgeon, been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi, didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once, I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry, I"m having a headach this weekend.

HE: Go on, don't be shy, ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? are you leaving?

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go to a movie?
SHE I've already seen it

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

So if I said you had a bueatiful body, whould you hold it against me?

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