be careful for what you tatoo !  

EbonyHnk 36M
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7/27/2006 3:12 am
be careful for what you tatoo !

Jeff gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where the hell have you been?" Jeff replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow. Two...
once in a while I like to play with my money. Three...I like how
money feels in my hand. And, lastly...instead of you going out
shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
anytime you want."

Jeff is recovering nicely at the hospital...!

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