Mother-In-Law Tic Tac Toe  

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4/24/2006 6:10 am
Mother-In-Law Tic Tac Toe


Basically, there are two types of mother-in-laws: Type O and Type X. Which type do you own?

Basically, there are two types of mother-in-laws: Type O and Type X. Which type do you own?

You can learn a lot about relationships by observing animals, and this is especially true in the case of mother-in-laws.

Type O
In the animal Kingdom, many times a loving mother will take in orphaned or injured animals. Some mothers will even open their heart to animals that are not within their own species. This type of behavior is defined as Type O.

Notice the circle-shape of the letter O. In the Type O mother-in-law, the shape represents harmony, a never-ending circle of love for their child, and for their child's lover. This lady is a lady, an angel, and a saint. Her own relationship rests on a solid rock that probably started out as a tiny pebble and grew with time. This lady is loved.

Type O mother-in-laws will almost always go beyond the call of Mother-In-Law Duty. When you are ill, they deliver healthy goodies to make it all better, such as homemade chicken soup sprinkled with fun-shaped crackers. When you are in financial duress, they open their pocketbooks and soar out big loot. When you are experiencing sexual problems, they keep their nose out of the sticky situation.

They focus on love and envision a 'fairytale future' for their child, and for their child's lover with streets paved with gold, a small glistening palace that rests on a slanted hill, and a throng of loving grandchildren.

In your Type O mother-in-law's eyes, her loving grandchildren will look like a combination of you and her child. They will have your good features, your strong charisma, and your solid good judgment. In addition, your children will probably have either a first or middle name in honor of your precious and loving mother-in-law.

Type X
Let's travel a bit deeper into the animal Kingdom, far inside the wild woods where danger lurks. In this neck of the woods, an orphaned or injured animal is guaranteed an almost instant death, and that's only if they are lucky. Some will be toyed with before that last deft pounce. This type of behavior is defined as Type X.

Notice the crossed-shape of the letter X. It is always crossed, always marking the spot, which is always you. It represents danger and overall bad karma. This lady is a witch, a female ogre, and was probably voted 'most likely to create a world war' in High School. Her own relationship rests on sinking sand, or not at all, but generally contains a counterpart with a vocabulary of two words: "Yes, dear."

A bit of trivia: the letter X can generally be found on products containing poisonous substances. In further analysis of the letter X, notice how it can be created very simply, by crossing two lines. These two lines represent the intricacy and simplicity of you and your lover.

Before your Type X mother-in-law intervened in your relationship, you were as 2 simple, yet independent lines. You and your lover were both a number one. Together, you were the Roman Numeral Two, a number that reverberates togetherness. You were better than a 10; your relationship rated an 11. But when your mother-in-law entered your perfect life, those 1's became crossed.

Whenever this type of dirty deed hits a relationship, the mother-in-law usually accomplishes such via use of her big beak and ultra sharp claws. The Type X mother-in-law never knows when to keep her beak shut or her claws stationed in her kangaroo pockets. Type X mother-in-laws fly like lost wandering vultures, seeking to destroy. Their beaks are always poised and ready to lunge.

When you are ill, they deliver unhealthy foods and liver. When you are in financial duress, they make you fall on your knees and beg before they turn loose of their too-fat, copper-filled piggy bank. When you are experiencing sexual problems, they brand your lover's mind with visions of your inadequacy, not only in the bedroom, but also as a human being. They create a very small unsavory illusion of you, and everyone knows that size really does count. And especially so, in this case.

A Type X mother-in-law will most always focus on the negative aspect of a given situation. They envision your future with streets paved with hot molten lava, a tiny mosquito-filled outhouse that rests on a high leaning cliff, and a throng of loving grandchildren that were miraculously conceived by their offspring. You were not needed. Again.

In your Type X mother-in-law's eyes, her loving grandchildren will look exactly like her, or her child. They will have your mother-in-law's single 'half-good' feature minus the beak and claws, her strong and muscular forked-tongue, and her solid, always-correct, judgment. In addition, your children will probably have either a first or middle name in honor of your mean and highly loathed mother-in-law.

Summing it up!
If you are fortunate enough to have a Type O mother-in-law, cherish her! Every now and then, surprise her with an occasional fragile flower. If you are unfortunate enough to have a Type X mother-in-law, grin and bear it and be extra nice. Every now and then, surprise her with an occasional fragile flower that she's allergic to

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