Why I shouldn't get a real job  

Eastside__Devil 36F
420 posts
1/27/2006 7:01 am

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Why I shouldn't get a real job

Sitting here listening to one of my favorite comedians at 8:30 in the morning at an overly loud volume, hoping my neighbors are awakened by Bill Hicks screaming about hairy bobbing man ass films.

I have figured out that there are some very good reasons that I don’t do well in a regular office work environment though and I think most of it comes down to the strange things I start to wonder about when I get bored. So that’s what this happy little blog in the morning is going to be made of.

THINGS THAT POP INTO MY HEAD WHEN I GET BORED:

Did Christianity get started because Jesus liked bacon?

Who checked Mary’s hymen?

If you actually manage to abstain from sex until marriage what do you do if you find out you’re gay and/or if the sex really sucks?

Why is it men seem to expect a blow job but for a woman to get a guy to eat her out she basically has to beg?

Why is it that everything that tastes really good is bad for us?

Why is the word panties plural and bra singular when bra hold more than one?

Why do they call it duct tape when you’re not supposed to use it on duct work?

How come cab drivers always need directions to where you’re going?

Why do they refer to sex as making whoopee?

How can they advertise something as “complete mix” if you still have to add water?

Is the world really a giant version of the Sims that god likes to play when he gets bored?

What if chicken actually tastes like everything else?

One of these days when I get a real job and get really really bored maybe I’ll start coming up with answers to these little wonderings, and then the world will end.


XylemTrollGifts 40M
3 posts
1/27/2006 8:23 am

Whoopee noise is i assume you know the fartin sound of air inside her
Who did check Mary!!!??? Very good seeing is believing did they have obg-yn's back then? Like the cab driver one too Think they take longer routes to get more money. And everything almost everything taste like chicken


slider1312 55M
16 posts
1/29/2006 6:28 pm

WOW, all very great questions. there are answers, but will take some time to ponder the results. but the part where the woman has to beg to be eaten, at least, not by me.


jakblack36 48M

2/15/2006 12:41 pm

Did Christianity get started because Jesus liked bacon? Don't remember reading about it like that.

Who checked Mary’s hymen? Interestng, if a chick loses her virginity to oh say a dildo, is she no longer a virgin?

If you actually manage to abstain from sex until marriage what do you do if you find out you’re gay and/or if the sex really sucks? How would you know if you were a bad fuck or with a bad fuck?? If a person is gay they should know it, if not thier a special kind of stupid.

Why is it men seem to expect a blow job but for a woman to get a guy to eat her out she basically has to beg? This one has bothered me for a long time too. I generally love to eat the cooch. However, my motto is if she has a drity couch she might have adirty cooch.

Why is it that everything that tastes really good is bad for us? Did they do a study and find out pussy is bad for us??!!

Why is the word panties plural and bra singular when bra hold more than one? Good question.

Why do they call it duct tape when you’re not supposed to use it on duct work? You are supposed to use it on duct work. Whoever, said our not is ripping you off.

How come cab drivers always need directions to where you’re going? Cause thier cabbies ot fuckin psychics.

Why do they refer to sex as making whoopee? Sometimes when the seal is not good it can sound like whoope cushion.

How can they advertise something as “complete mix” if you still have to add water? It's false advertising.

Is the world really a giant version of the Sims that god likes to play when he gets bored? Yes...duh

What if chicken actually tastes like everything else? It don't pussy taste like fish.


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