The Wedding Night  

Eastside__Devil 36F
420 posts
5/10/2006 10:29 am

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5/12/2006 4:52 pm

The Wedding Night

A young woman was very fearful of her wedding night and she told her mother this so her mother told her she would wait down in the kitchen in case something happened that she couldn’t handle, mind you this young woman had never seen a man naked before.
So the wedding goes well and the newlyweds retire to their bedroom, the wife excuses herself and changes into her nightgown in the bedroom while her husband waits patiently. When she returns to the bedroom he is still fully dressed, after she enters he starts to remove his own clothing.
First he removes his shirt exposing his chest and the young, and rather skittish, wife runs out of the room and down to her mother almost in tears.
“Mother, his chest is covered with hair!”
Her mother calms the girl and explains that men have hair on their chests so the young wife goes back up stairs and apologizes to her husband and tells him to continue getting ready for bed.
The husband then takes off his left shoe and sock and again the young wife runs out of the room and down the stairs.
She runs to the kitchen crying and her mother, a bit put off at this point, asks her what’s wrong this time, the daughter still in tears tells her mother that her husbands foot is hairy too. The mother tells her daughter that men have hair almost ALL over their bodies and sends her daughter back up to her husband.
Now the husband has waited patiently for her to return to the room again and when she does he removes his other shoe revealing for the first time that he is missing all of his toes. This is too much for the young wife and she runs back to the kitchen.
Her mother is quite irked by this point in time and grabs her daughter’s shoulders and gives her a shake and asks her what’s wrong now.
“Mother he has a foot and a half!” The young wife manages through her hysterics.
The mother smiles at her daughter and hands her a handkerchief and a cup of tea and sits her down saying “Now darling daughter dry your tears and don’t worry about it, I’ll go up stairs!”

rm_4playfella 42M

5/10/2006 1:42 pm

Huh, I didn't know you have a foot fetish. Or is it an amputation fetish?

Eastside__Devil 36F

5/10/2006 2:48 pm

think of the wording 4play, its high-lowbrow humor

house44444 43M

5/12/2006 3:26 pm

hehehe that is really funny that would be one really niaeve girl though hehhehe

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