OMG IT'S 6/6/06!!!!!!!!!!  

Eastside__Devil 36F
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6/6/2006 7:21 am
OMG IT'S 6/6/06!!!!!!!!!!

Ever have one of those dreams where you wake up and you’re not sure if it was real or not? Seriously I have been having fucked up dreams again lately and here’s the really fubar thing about them I don’t realize that I’m dreaming when I have them which normally isn’t the case. Most times when I dream I know it’s not real but lately it’s been like the dreams are real which I know is nearly impossible considering what’s happened in most of them.

My sister batchlorette party was fun but I will say this much for her friends they like to spend money freely, yeah I know splurging once in a while is fun but what I consider splurging and what they do are two entirely different animals. Of course it didn’t help me at all that they wanted to split the check at Buca’s evenly which rather irked me as I was the only one not guzzling cocktails (we’re talking the liquor bill alone was about $120 for 10 people actually make that nine seeing as I only had one glass of cheap wine). Now the food bill I can understand splitting evenly as it was served family style but having to drop most of my cash at the restaurant kind of irked me. The Comedy Café was cool but they actually make you buy two drinks even though you have to pat twelve bucks to get in (hell a soda there costs 3 bucks talk about a rip off).

Of course we had to kill some time between dinner and the show so we went to Victims, oops I mean Victors, that place is like walking into a bad movie from the 70’s and I swear most of their clientele was stuck in that era. Just picture a group of ten twenty-something women walking into a place full of dirty old men, it was my personal hell. There was a woman wearing gold lame’ that I seriously had the desire to set on fire.

Luckily after the comedy café I was able to escape back to my regular bar for a beer, one beer mind you because that was all the cash I had left. Ran into a bunch of people I know there which was cool and one of the females (see the slow motion train wreck post for more info on her) asked me about a guy who for lack of a better name I’ll refer to as MP. The night before had been her birthday celebration at the self-same bar and she ended up making out with MP, I told her I fucked him the weekend before and that led to all sorts of other questions but I did have info that came as a shock to her as he is uncircumcised, apparently that idea freaks her out. So MP if you read this sorry bout that had I known I would’ve let her discover for herself.

Friday was a cool night though even though I ended up babysitting my very drunk roommate after the bar. Sunday was ok because I slept in a bit for me and then worked in my garden for a while.

That more or less brings us up to today 6/6/06 yep the day the world is going to end according to some, oh well big fucking deal if you ask me because I really could care less one way or the other.

Oh and for all you guys out there that are shocked that I told the chick MP wasn’t circumcised get over it what the hell do you think girls really talk about when they’re together?? We women are just as bad as you men when it comes to discussing the opposite sex so deal with it!!!!

Ok and on that note the song for the day is “Beverly Hill’s” by Weezer yeah I know it’s probably overplayed on the radio but I think of it as the unofficial theme song of Milwaukee because it reminds me of a ton of people I know.

“Where I come from it isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me

I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppie girls didn't look at me
Why should they?
I ain't nobody
got nothin' in my pocket

Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be!
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rollin' like a celebrity!
Livin' in Beverly Hills

Look at all those movie stars
They're all so beautiful and clean
When their house maids scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between

I wanna live a life like that
I wanna live just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
'Cause I'm the next big thing!

Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be!
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rollin' like a celebrity!
Livin' in Beverly Hills

The truth is I don't stand a chance
It's somethin' that you're born into
And I just don't belong

Well I know I'm a beat-down fool
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars fall

Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be!
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rollin' like a celebrity!
Livin' in Beverly Hills!”



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