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My adveture in imlland with an idiot
My adveture in imlland with an idiot
So on Sunday night I was talking to my friend Jim on yahoo and he was also talking to another person off this site on there, mind you this person was supposedly one half of a couple but the profile said male. Now I’m not adverse to talking to people or even meeting them but this person went from seemingly ok to a complete freak in the course of the conversation and if you don’t believe me well here’s the conversation, names have been changed to protect the innocent
Jim: hey Eastside
Me: ummm ok I don’t have voice though
Jim: I meant it just for a chat room don't need to do voice
Me: did you invite her to join?
Jim: I did but she does not seem to be coming
Jim: anyway, she is actually married
Jim: but apparently get permission to play
Me: ahh that’s cool
yahoo! Messenger with Voice (10/30/2005 6:32:29 PM): Jim’s other friend has joined the conference.
Jim: ahh here she is
The Other “chick”: im here
Jim: I was just telling east that you are married
Me: pro what’s your AdultFriendFinder handle?
Her: yes i am ...
Her: i dont have one
Her : my husband does
Me: lol, well what’s his?
Jim: ohh well that would probably be why I could not remember it
Her: um i dont really know ...
Her: yurio something
Her: his profile is all messed up thought LOL he had it to find a girl but then i changed
some of it to help us find a girl or a couple to swap with
Her: u will know what i mean when you look at it
Her: and its a terrible picture of him
Jim: you would probably have better luck if it were set up for a couple instead of a male
Me: yes you would, or a female profile
Her: yeah i know but he already had it set up and i dont knwo how to change the entire
Jim: oh well
Her: can i see a pic of you
Her: wanna see a picture of us?
Her: so what exactly are you looking for? how tall are you? how old are you?
Me: 5'3" 25 just about anything
Her: u bi or bi curious
Her (getting curious): u have a boyfreind or girlfirend?
Me: nope I don’t believe in dating
Her: what do u beleive in?
Me: having fun
Me, being honest as hell: if I ever meet the right person I may do the relationship game again
Her: would u be interested in helping me experiement or joining me and my busband in bed
Me: possibly, I would have to meet you both first
Her: how would u describe yoruself
Me: how would I describe myself?
Her: like your style ...
Me: I'm very laid back but a little nuts
Her: whats your favorite thing to do
Me: I don’t know how to describe myself really haven’t thought about it
Her: i would describe miyself as a jock because i like sports
Me: I don't fit into any category, hmm Jim what would you say about me?
Jim: different lol
Jim: umm independant
Her: u looked kinda punk from your picture
Her: thats why im asking
Me: I’m just hard to describe huh?
Her: dont mean to confuse you
Jim: kinda punk kinda not
Me: I more or less just do what I want
Me: and wear whatever’s clean
Jim: i am not too sure how to describe you either lol
Her, who neither of us has met: Jim how would you descrbie me?
Jim: you, well I guess I am not very good at describing people
Her: i would agree
Her: to some extenet
Me: hmm well i prolly have never been described as that myself
She dropped out of the conference at this point and then a few minutes later imed me privately and here’s when it starts to get freaky….
Her: i hear you are meetin jim tonight?
Me: yup beer and bacon at the comet
Her: what u doing afterwards? he wanted me to join you guys
Me: who knows
Her who I’m starting to think is a guy in diguise: oh i figured you guys would fuck afterwrds ...
Me: all depends
Shim: on what?
Me: our moods
Shim: where wuold u fuck if you did
Shim: his place?
Me: mines closer
Shim: u got a web cam?
Shim, starting to sound like they aren’t in they’re late 20s: i wanna watch so i was hoping u would go to his
Me: ahh well im not big on being on cam
Shim: u guys houls skip the drinks and go right to his hosue and beign the fun
Me: its not my style to fuck on cam
Shim: but u said maybe
Me: i would have to know who was watching
Me: why dont you just come out for a beer with us
Shim, who I’m starting to think is in high school: by the time iget ready and ge there its after 9 and if we drink and fuck and then i drive home its real late and i gotta be up early tomrorw
Shim: but i wanna watch to see jim in action before i get him all to myself
me: prolly not
Stupid teenager: and u call yourself freaky
Me: i dont know you
Dumb Teen: but i know jim
Dumb annoying teen: and you know jim
Me, getting pissed off: so
Annoying fuck head: if i was there would u let me join u
Idiot: well why would i come then if we were getting along and then you went to have sex and you told me no ?
Me: then you would be SOL
Upset teen: whatever ...
Starting to get indignant: u dont know what ou want
Stupid idiot who didn’t realize that when my yahoo says I’m not there it means I’m not there: no comment?
Now trying to make me feel guilty: i was just asking a question and you freaked out
So yeah I’m sick of stupid people this week already therefore if you talk to me on yahoo or whatever don’t be an ass because I’ve come to the conclusion I’m going to start hunting down stupid people and nailing them to overpasses.
11/1/2005 11:24 am
if only we could thin the heard that easy there are a ton of stuipd people out there that is for sure|
11/2/2005 12:00 pm
Well, it is nice to see I'm not the only one on here that attracts the wierdos. Nice to see that there is at least one "real" woman on here. Seems all I get are porn sites and gay men pretending to be women. lol|
Being a woman I don't supppose you have that many problems here.
11/3/2005 11:07 am
11/8/2005 4:12 pm
I read something like this, and I want to start the intellectual cleansing. Damn, we need some chlorine in the gene pool...|