Hey can anyone tell me what this means?  

Eastside__Devil 36F
420 posts
12/8/2005 4:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hey can anyone tell me what this means?

So I got an email on here the other day and I have no fricking clue what its about so any help decifering it is much appreciated.

like so much your profil .
i want you really horny. really bitch. .sex . a lot a lot
please come with for have a chat.
i have msn messenger and i have a webcam

i am waiting for you .. for very hard games..


RadjaundRahim 38M/31F

12/8/2005 5:13 pm

It's probably a moron, with no sense of grammatics...
Probably wanting to have cybersex or something like that...
I say probably... have no clue neither

166 posts
12/8/2005 5:21 pm

hello eastside ,,,sounds like you have a person that don`t know english very well or maybe can`t type with one hand....lol,,,Good luck ...AND HAVE A NICE DAY

SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
12/8/2005 5:22 pm

Ummm, I think someone really wants to get it on with you..

That, or he wants to take your order at the Kwikie Mart.

Just a guess, of course...

49AK 55M
1823 posts
12/8/2005 5:22 pm

I think he likes you.


12/8/2005 5:41 pm


Your profile gives me an enormous erection
It makes me large in the crotch and keeps me aroused for many hours on end
Please come chat so I can jack off for you
I await you with open zipper and trobbing member

Tongue straight down your esophagus

(or words to that effect)

I can't imagine that it meant anything too far from that.

Compared to some that I've seen other girls post here this one's actually pretty intelligible.

If you are new here this defibnitely won't be the first one of these you'll be getting.

Apparently they are quite common.

The shocking thing is that you might expect that they are all from someone who's second language is english but I hear that they often come from someone whose first language is english.

I think the popular term around here has become "knuckle draggers".

Hope this helps,



frogger1995 39F

12/8/2005 5:57 pm

He wants to screw you...like every other man on this site. They could send you a message about the weather and it would still mean "Let's have sex!"

vuderhose 45M

12/8/2005 6:00 pm

Hmmm. Sounds Cantonese. I'd say Kowloon side...near Star Ferry. But--yaknow--could just be that 'one-handed' thing Magnum was talking about.

goldinboy2 60M

12/8/2005 6:08 pm

looks like mexican english to me. and is that your leg and how did you get it over your shoulder like that? awsome

LittleDevichka 30F

12/8/2005 6:25 pm

I'd put a guess out for Korean. the "a lot a lot" is a pretty common thing in Korean, 너무 너무. But of course it could be just about anyone with no grasp of English, heh.

ewan_1973 44M

12/8/2005 8:13 pm

English is not my first language and I still do not write like that. Interesting, because I am pretty sure English is the first language of that person. Please, Eastside, let us know.

Eastside__Devil 36F

12/9/2005 1:42 pm

haha actually according to the persons profile theyre from france, why the hell would some one that far away try to get in my pants???

rm_4playfella 42M

12/9/2005 2:09 pm

My thought is that this guy had a hard time typing with one hand! The nearing ejaculation was melting his brain. Or maybe it realy does make you go blind...

ewan_1973 44M

12/10/2005 3:51 am

On a second thought, maybe English is not his first language. Thanks, Eastside...

rm_HorneyGoof 33M

1/16/2006 5:48 am

I disagree that every man is out to do that. OK sex is a need but but not every thing. And bisides what are people on here for? i think every one on here is looking for some thing that would madye lead to sex. i mean what would you or I be on this web site? mabey to cht to people mabey to take it a little more in the relationship way? There are probely thousands of women on this site gust looking for sex arnt there?
Horney Goof

rm_HorneyGoof 33M

1/16/2006 5:52 am

    Quoting frogger1995:
    He wants to screw you...like every other man on this site. They could send you a message about the weather and it would still mean "Let's have sex!"
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