Adventures in Sleep Depravation  

Eastside__Devil 36F
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12/14/2005 12:57 pm

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Adventures in Sleep Depravation

So it’s Wednesday and I’m totally exhausted, which admittedly is my own damn fault.
Yesterday I had to be up for work at 5 in the morning and then I was lucky enough to have a few hours of downtime between my first and second job but being the highly intelligent person I am I didn’t do the normal Tuesday thing and take a nap, I chose to bake more cookies instead. Then I ended up going to my second job and working till the place closed at 9, got done, went home, showered and then decided I wanted a beer so I headed down to my local watering hole.
Here’s where I screwed up….
So I’m sitting at the bar with the other regulars, enjoying my brew when a guy I don’t know strikes up a conversation with me, he seems nice in a non-creepy thirty three year old way. So we chat for a while and he buys me three more beers, which I was totally cool with.
Turns out he’s new to the area so we start talking about the local bars and I list off a few of my favorites, we end up wandering down to the next closest bar and getting yet another beer. By this time it’s about midnight. We drink our beers in the nice quiet back booth and one thing leads to another and we start kissing. Well being my usual drunk and horny self I drag him into the ladies room with me, why? Well, because it has a locking door; which he supposedly locked behind him.
So he has me up on the sink, which faces the door and proceeds to go down on me; that I had no qualms about mind you. About 3 minutes into this someone opens the door because apparently he forgot to lock it. I don’t know which was more amusing: the look on my face or the look on the face of the woman who walked in.
If you didn’t know that is a major mood killer. We slunk back to our table and finished our beers, at one point the bartender comes back to change our ashtray and asks if we’re taking a break. All I can say is if someone had gotten a picture of me last night they could’ve used it as a tree ornament, my face was that red.


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