Commonwealth Bloggers - Linked  

Dustywidgettoo 60M
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8/4/2006 6:25 am

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8/12/2006 12:39 pm

Commonwealth Bloggers - Linked

Commonwealth Bloggers - Never Known To Drink Alcohol


redrobin012057 59F

8/6/2006 2:43 am

What do you mean? Aussie blokes are always hitting the *piss*[beer] no need for an occassion.... fishing...farting....sport....fixing cars....weddings are a good place to get pissed and at a B-B-CUE....At the beach....in the bush.... after a hard days yakka....so many times aussie blokes just drink for the hell of it.


Dustywidgettoo 60M

8/6/2006 4:41 am

I'm coming babe!! Bollocks; too late!


redrobin012057 59F

8/6/2006 8:36 pm

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... Do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthycpeople can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Australian ... Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.


Only in Australia ... Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... Are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...



3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.


Dustywidgettoo 60M

8/12/2006 12:39 pm

    Quoting redrobin012057:
    Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

    Oh and...... Only in Australia ... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    Only in Australia ... Do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthycpeople can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in Australia ... Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

    Only in Australia ... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in Australian ... Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.


    Only in Australia ... Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

    Only in Australia ... Are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

    NOT TO MENTION...



    3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

    142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

    58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

    31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

    8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

    A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

    And finally.........

    In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
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