Cleaning out my room  

Dusty787 32M
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3/19/2006 11:05 pm
Cleaning out my room

Ah spring! A time when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of women, baseball......OH GOD! THERE'S A BALL OF CAT HAIR BIGGER THAN THE CAT! oh yeah, spring cleaning.

Those magic few days where my head feels like a helium balloon from all the house chemicals I use when cleaning both my own home and several friends places. I'll admit to being a bit of a slob, but spring makes for all kinds of wonderful discoveries, such as the afore mentioned giant furball.

How can I, a man who rarely ever, has food long enough to lose it, can find a bag of nacho chips IN the couch. Although with a hide a bed I've found everything from chips, the cat, my remote and even a buddies wallet once. It does make me wonder if perhaps there's a secret government agency that plants things like this in peoples houses purely out of spite, or boredom and access to gov't funding.

The normal clean isn't the hard part, more so the vacuuming. It does get all the loose chan ge from under the couch and chair, but it sets the cat in a horrible mood when i move said furniture to get under it. If I learned one thing today, never agravate the sleeping cat, it fights dirty.

All in all, I'd say that I truthfully hate spring cleaning, but I know that it's only a few months until bikini season and tomorrow the cat gets neutered. But now i'm gonna kick back and relax until next spring before I clean.

Hey, I have a bag of un opened nacho chips.......

when did i buy nacho chips last??

"If we can put a man on the moon, dive in a sub to the bottom of the ocean, why does the lid on the pickle jar always stick?"


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