If Women  

DoveOK 56F
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8/29/2006 5:10 pm

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If Women

I was think'n ... yeah I do that from time to time.. I was entertain'n the thought of "what if women"

If women made produced porn... would it have a plot?

I for one being voyeristic by nature.. well one of my personalities is... do like to watch a porn flick every now and then, and I ask myself.. why do they even try to write a story? Most of em are so stupid the dialogue screws up the screwing. Dammit just fuck and shut the hell up.

If women coached football.. would the players stop smack'n each other on the butt and start giving each other a big ole hugg? mmmmmmmmmm big, sweaty men..

Ok.. now I'm think'n bout sweaty men.. I ain't tawk'n dirty men.. for lawd's sake.. wash them balls before you meet me. Its freak'n summer in Oklahoma!

I'm beginning to think I shouldn't have skipped breakfast and lunch.. my mind has begun to wander and as someone told me recently... its too small to be out on its own..

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize...

Huggs... Cris

HeatedCondition 60M
890 posts
8/30/2006 2:36 am

I gotta agree. The dialogue in most porn videos is so stupid it gets in the way.

Now I gotta wonder something. Oklahoma is pretty sticky hot in the summer. So, say a guy washes his balls as instructed...but by the time he gets to ya, they've gotten all sweaty again. What's a guy to do???

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize...


DoveOK 56F

8/30/2006 2:39 pm

bow chika wow wowwwwwwww!

living2lives 44M

8/31/2006 9:50 am

When I write it is difficult to move from the story to the action and make it feel natural and smooth. In my mind when I've reached that point in the story I say, que wha wha music: bow chick....bow chick...chicka chicka....bow chicka bow wow....and so on.

living2lives 44M

8/31/2006 2:58 pm

I just remembered this. Eddie Van Halen has contributed to the soundtrack of a porno.

New Eddie Van Halen Music for Movie
July 27th, 2006

Eddie Van Halen has joined forces with adult director Michael Ninn to write and perform two songs for the upcoming Ninn Worx feature, Sacred Sin.

Van Halen told AVN.com he's not bothered by possible criticism. "I'm working with a friend -- very simple. I like his work," he said.
"Michael Ninn is like a Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just... sensual."

The Van Halen songs in Sacred Sin are "Rise" and "Catherine," a remix of the theme from Ninn's 2005 movie of the same name.

"One of the things that Eddie really, really liked," Ninn said, "was the theme from Catherine. He did a remix, it still carries the melody, but it's got a Kashmir-Led Zeppelin kind of feel to it now. A very, very powerful piece of music."

The second song, "Rise," was a tune he had been working on already. "I heard it and just fell in love with it," Ninn said. Van Halen also contributed some "transitional piano pieces that are sprinkled throughout the movie." The rest of the music is the work of frequent Ninn collaborator Loren Alexander.

Ninn Worx will release Sacred Sin on September 13. The two-disc set will contain music videos for both Van Halen songs. "They're pretty powerful," Ninn said, calling his friend "an incredible performer who really comes to life when the cameras are on. He's a showman."

DoveOK 56F

8/31/2006 4:15 pm

awww damn brainy men turn me on...

tugger10 58M
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8/31/2006 4:53 pm


GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
9/5/2006 2:35 pm

LMAO @ "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize"... Good one!...

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