I Suck at Blow Jobs  

DoveOK 56F
393 posts
8/14/2006 9:48 am

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8/19/2006 9:34 am

I Suck at Blow Jobs


Remember I am lysdexic... so I suck instead of blow.. I'm really work'n at it.. I want to get the hang of it.. ya'll have been so sweet to let me practice.. and patient with me...

Ok.. if you had to pay.. for a BJ... how much is the limit.. and what would you expect for your HARD earned dollars?

on the other hand.. ladies.. what would you pay.. and what do you expect?

how do you think you rate in the "giving" department? On a scale of one to ten?

Huggs.. Cris


rm_jlg3682
42 posts
8/14/2006 2:39 pm

i have paid for a blowjob several times and i usually get one once a week. the arrangement here locally is $100, but that comes for whatever i want. i usually just take the blowjob. i've learned alot from women in my life, i appreciate a good pedicure, manicure and blowjob all in the same day. i hate to brag about anything, but every woman i have ever been with has told me i must be a proffessional pussy eater. upon reading your post i called a few of my girlfriends and they all said i was off the chart........so i guess a 10. my friend and i once paid $7,500 for 4 of the cheetah club's finest in atlanta to suck and fuck all night. it was well worth the investment. i have met a few on this site that expect payment ranging from $100 to $250, it's all about perception....i guess.


DoveOK 56F

8/14/2006 3:31 pm

ok.. you guys are goin on my "What I want for Channukah" wish list...


toysinthewoods 60M

8/15/2006 9:21 am

not with a hand job! LOL

I think I am very, very good at it. But what woman is ever going to tell you you "suck" at it? So, guess you'll have to find out for yourself! {{{wink}}}


johnbob00 61M

8/15/2006 10:30 am

Would rather YOU do the rating on mine. And being just down the road a bit, we need to pursue some good "ratings" together.


Danny2458 30M

8/16/2006 9:46 am

i have never paid for it. but i figure i would give $50 or so. i would expect to get off of course thats what i'm paying for, but i wouldn't expect the best head ever just b/c i paid for it. i'm not sure what my rating is. but i haven't had any complaints.


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
8/19/2006 6:49 am

reminds me of a joke...

A man is walking the streets of Las Vegas and is approached by a prostitute. She says "You want a hand job? $500.00."
"$500.00 for a hand job? Are you crazy?!"
She says "Hey! See that resturaunt down the block?"
"Yeah. So."
She says "That's my resturaunt, paid for free and clear. I own six total, all paid for with money earned by giving $500.00 hand jobs. Because I'm the best in Vegas."
"Alright." he agrees. "Let's check out this $500.00 hand job."
They go to her room, and he recieves his service. He is almost rendered unconcious by her actions, it's so amazing. He is absolutely blown away with this, feeling that it was not only worth the money, but that it was better than most sex he's had.
As he collects himself on the edge of the bed, he says "Damn! That was good. How much for a blow job?"
"A grand."
"A grand! You kinding me? How can oral be worth a grand?"
She stands by the window, smoking a cigarette and says to the weak kneed john "Hey. Come here. See that casino over there? It's mine. I own 4 here in Vegas and 2 more in Atlantic City. All paid for by 1000 dollar blow jobs. Because I'm the best."
He decides to check it out, and forks over the grand. After getting the best head he's ever gotten, he regains conciousness, and again finds the prostitute near the window. He's feeling more satisfied than ever before, and even though his funds are running low, he says "Wow! that was amazing! How much for some pussy?"
"Come over here. Look out this window. You see the skyline? all the buildings, hotels, casinos?"
"Whoa! You own all of Las Vegas?" he asks.
"No, but if I had a pussy I would."


tires


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