Italian boys - a JOKE  

DontBiteJustNibl 60F
27 posts
7/15/2006 6:39 am

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7/15/2006 11:38 pm

Italian boys - a JOKE

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks, Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the loose woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capelli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're very ight-lipped, Johnny
Parisi, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services
for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers, What'd you get?
Four months vacation and five good leads.......

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/15/2006 8:10 am

Ha ha.

rm_tbarlow 63M

7/15/2006 7:21 pm

very good.....

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