Men's Sexuality  

Djeeper1987 47M
3388 posts
8/26/2006 1:23 pm

Last Read:
9/4/2006 3:12 pm

Men's Sexuality

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in,
he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his
seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside
his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip
or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
have learned from my personal experiences to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-
American men are the most well-endowed of all men,
when in fact it is the American Indian who is most
likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of
Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered
that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is
the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing
all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends
call me Bubba."


Carpe Diem


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
8/26/2006 7:49 pm

I absolutely loved this one! I couldn't wait to tell it to my husband. And my class will love it!


florallei 99F

8/26/2006 8:49 pm

A SMART FELLA'...LIKED THIS ONE A LOT...TY

HUGS,
FLO


luv_bunny4u 50F

8/26/2006 9:07 pm

thanks for the evening laughter


countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
8/27/2006 5:46 am

Oh my too much coffee this morning. Almost wet myself with this one. Thank you

~Country~


Notfunanymore 105F
10289 posts
8/27/2006 11:38 am

OMG

I've been laughing all day on here!
Thanks for the laugh!
I printed it and taking it to work! They'll love it!


Balibabe19 41F

8/27/2006 4:22 pm


rm_cutechubby8 46F
3428 posts
8/27/2006 8:43 pm

lmao - thanks

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoys sex more.

The man said,"Men obviously enjoy sex more than women, why do you think we're so obsessed about getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything,"said the woman,"Think about this. When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it about, then pull it out, which feels better your ear or your finger?"


economickrisis 54M

8/28/2006 1:04 am

lamo Good one !


LTsGirl915 34F

9/4/2006 11:23 am

Haha... that's a good one.


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