Ewwwwwwwww  

Djeeper1987 47M
3388 posts
7/24/2006 9:14 pm

Last Read:
7/25/2006 5:39 am

Ewwwwwwwww


A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over
immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard
which is full and bushy.
Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak
to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his
hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there
anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues
huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him
to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

Carpe Diem


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/24/2006 9:46 pm

Oh man, ick!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


cookiequeen1000 53F

7/25/2006 4:19 am

Classic!! Haven't heard that one in a while.


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