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A man in his late 40's is out enjoying his new motorcylce he bought due to his mid-life crisis. He cruises on the highway watching the landscape fly by him in a blurr-90, 95, 100mph- loving life. All of a sudden he hears something and looks in his mirrors to see the flashing lights. Getting a wave of rebellious feeling he speeds up. 110, 120mph. "what am I doing?" he says to himself as he almost hits a car. He remembered in a flash that he is 40+, has a wife and kids, and he pulls over. The officer walks up to the man and immediatly the man starts to apoligize. The officer looks at him and sighs.
"it's been a long day" says the cop "I'm done my shift in 20min, I want to go home and I don't feel like doing paperwork. So if you can give me an excuse that I haven't heard before to explain your driving I'll let you go."
The man thought for a minute and said "last week my wife ran off with a cop and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
The cop says "Have a nice weekend sir"