Moral: don  

DizzyKittie81 35F
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8/7/2006 12:42 am
Moral: don


Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane embracing.

Excitedly, Johnny told his mom, “Mommy, I saw Daddy go into the woods with Aunt Jane, and he was giving her a big kiss! Then he helped her take off her shirt. Then she helped Daddy take his pants off, then she...”

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said,“Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it.”

At dinner, Mommy asked Johnny to tell Daddy what he saw. Johnny began, “I saw Daddy go into the woods with Aunt Jane…,” and he continued to where he was stopped earlier, “...and she helped Daddy take his pants off, then she and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill did when Daddy was in the Army.”
Moral: don’t interrupt.


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