Kinky Quickies  

DizzyKittie81 35F
512 posts
8/15/2006 12:38 pm

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8/20/2006 4:09 pm

Kinky Quickies


GUY: miss, let me bite your boobs.
GIRL: NO WAY!
GUY: i'll give you $5000.
GIRL: well.. oook..
GUY: (*grope* *grope* *lick* *suck*)
GIRL: why didn't you bite my breasts?
GUY: i don't have $5000...


BOY: ma'am, would you wear earrings if you don't have ears?
MA'AM: nnooo.. (*giving the boy a weird look*) BOY: umm.. would you wear a ring if you don't have fingers?
MA"AM: of course not! BOY: then why are you wearing a bra?
WHO'S GUILTY?
wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts "quick! my husband is back!" man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes "Damn, i'm the husband!"


a new captain immediately asked the soldiers for an inspection. he noticed a female camel and asked the sgt. what the camel is for. the sgt. shamefully replied "if the men and I feel an urge for female companionship..." the captain understood so he let the camel stay. one night, the captain felt THE urge so the sgt. brought the camel to his tent. after the captain's "session" with the camel, he saw the sgt. smiling outside. he asked the sgt. "is that how your men do it?" the sgt. replied"usualy sir, we ride the camel to the next town where the girls are.."


bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
8/16/2006 9:45 pm

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