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[A man walks into a car dealership and notices the car of his dreams. He walks over to inspect the car and as he leans down to feel the fine leather upholstry, he breaks wind.
Nervously, he looks around to see if anyone noticed. Just then a salesman approahes the man and asks, "How can I help you today, sir?"
The man asks, "How much for this car?"
The salesman replies, "Frankly sir, I'd rather not say."
The man asks, "Why not?"
The salesman says, "I f you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."