World's Toughest Cowboy  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
11/15/2005 1:12 pm

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World's Toughest Cowboy

I'm a recovering redneck, therefore I love redneck humor and tales of cowboys. I couldn't pass up this tale. Hope you like it...

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

A night of tall tales commences.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

PawPr1nt 51M
133 posts
11/15/2005 1:51 pm


I know what you mean... It is damn cold in that S-pipe when your taking a leak in a urinal eh?

PawPr1nt 51M
133 posts
11/15/2005 1:52 pm

Shit-a-brick! I must spend less time with my Toronto-born pal. I am starting to say 'eh' in goddam blog-responses...

saddletrampsk 54F

11/15/2005 2:27 pm

Gotta love cowboys..funny post..


11/15/2005 3:06 pm

After seeing this years crop of top internation bull riders compete and the extreme levels of physical abuse they can tolerate (I don't normally watch this sort of thing but randomly did it as a fluke) I would believe that the toughest of them realy could stand stirring hot coals with their dicks.


1023 posts
11/15/2005 3:28 pm

Howdy ma'am... It was me but to be honest, I fooled 'em all by using the thumb cut out of an OV GLOVE. ^_^


9/8/2006 7:56 pm

My first ever comment in your blog.

This was from my 4th day of blogging.

I loved this joke too and never forgot it but until today I had forgotten it was you that had been the source of it.

I still remember the top bull rider from that time I watched it on TV. Adriano Moraes, a Brazillian who looked quite a bit like me actually but most likely he could stir hot coals with his penis without breaking a sweat. I know I couldn't.

I can think of somewhere else I'd really like to stir with it YUK YUK YUK!

I swear I'll IM you soon just for oldtimes sake. ( or maybe even newtimes sake )


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