What's Your Punishment?  

Divinitydesires 46F
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12/4/2005 11:20 am

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What's Your Punishment?

Bob dies and goes to hell.

The devil calles him for a visit, in which he explains how things work: there is a selection of three punishments from which you have to choose one. The punishment change every thousand years.

In the first punishment room there is a young guy on the wall being whipped. Bob, who is not keen to spend a thousnad year like this, asks to see the next room. There he see a middle aged guy being tortured with fire.

Bob immediately asks to see the third room. It has a really old guy chained to the wall getting a blow job from a gorgeous blonde.

Bob jumps at the chance and takes the room.

The devil walks into the room taps the blonde on the shoulder and says "Okay, you can stop now. You've been relieved".

im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
12/4/2005 12:02 pm

1023 posts
12/4/2005 7:07 pm

Ahh, the glorious irony of Hell. Thank the God's I'm aiming for Vahalla (though crossing that there rainbow bridge might not be too darn manly). I wonder if it's too late to try to be reincarnated as a penguin, they've got the exact opposite of AdultFriendFinder, three females to every male!

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