Top ten Things A Department Store Santa Doesn't Want To Hear From Kids  

Divinitydesires 46F
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12/17/2005 3:33 pm

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Top ten Things A Department Store Santa Doesn't Want To Hear From Kids

I snaked this from the Late Show... all credits go to them... my personal favorite... #6

10. "Remember me? I'm the kid with the weak bladder"

9. "You smell like supermarket gin"

8. "The real miralce on 34th Street would be if they accepted my mom's Mastercard"

7. "I want a 2004 Pontiac Aztek"

6. "Oh, by the way, if I don't get an X-Box, I'm gonna hunt you down, old man"

5. "I'm Jewish"

4. "I love you Kenny Rogers"

3. "Frankly I'm just here to humor my parents"

2. "While I'm talking to you, my mom is shoplifting blouses"

1. "Mom says you're my real daddy"


craptoast 39M

12/17/2005 7:29 pm

i saw something somewhere once where they admitted that they always try to make #6 the funniest one. i wonder why that is. my favorite top ten list is when they did top ten numbers between 1 and 10.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/17/2005 11:28 pm

I like #2


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
12/17/2005 11:58 pm

Santa must have hated Paris hilton. She wanted a lot.


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