Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
11/21/2005 8:04 pm

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Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving

Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It’s a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn. You'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

RodTender 46M
140 posts
11/21/2005 10:26 pm

You forgot this one:
"Rod Tender, you are impossibly wonderful and perfect in every way; your debonair radiance rivals even the Sun itself".
Actually, Rod Tender hears this every day, but moreso on holidays.

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