The Lone Ranger  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
2/15/2006 4:58 pm

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The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a>> ; > voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.

"What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,....alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

"Listen very carefully....... for the last time ............. BRING POSSE!!!!

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
2/15/2006 8:09 pm

*falls off her chair laughing*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

im_curious_4u 50M

2/15/2006 8:28 pm

Now THAT was funny.

rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
2/15/2006 8:39 pm

lol...very funny...thanx for the laugh.

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mm0206 68F
7767 posts
2/15/2006 8:46 pm


sooo cute!!

elysianpleasure 47M

2/15/2006 8:52 pm


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
2/15/2006 9:59 pm

Very funny! And Silver was obviously a male he only listened with his "little head"! LMAO.

Efilnikufecin69 47M

2/15/2006 11:03 pm

An absolute classic! Too funny!

rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

2/15/2006 11:05 pm

that was too funny.....Wish I had a horse named Silver!! ......I'd make sure I gave him a few apples for bringing me the brunette.....

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
2/15/2006 11:45 pm

[~ smilez ~


MaggiesWishes 59F

2/16/2006 12:14 am

OMG! How cute and funny!

I so needed that laugh.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/16/2006 12:15 am

LMAO. That my dear was funny.


2/16/2006 12:20 am


just a squirrel trying to get a nut

Babel__Fish 45F

2/16/2006 2:09 am

lol.... that was funny!! Thanks for the laugh.


HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
2/16/2006 4:43 am

Have to love that one!

fantasylover_05 62M

2/16/2006 5:17 am


That was definitely one of the better jokes!! I will have to remember that one!!!

Thanks for the good chuckle first thing in the morning!!


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/16/2006 6:56 am

that crazy lone ranger!

TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
2/16/2006 7:51 am

I have always loved that joke. so funny!

RockPebble 69M
2476 posts
2/16/2006 8:02 am

I have enjoyed this one before, it's good.

sexywhiteboy07 46M

2/16/2006 8:20 am

LMAO ... Love the blog. Thanx for visiting ours! XOXOXOXO

jakblack36 48M

2/16/2006 8:54 am

Well if your gonna make a mistake, you can't top that!

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
2/16/2006 12:04 pm

That's always a fun one!! LMAO

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