Talking Parrots  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
12/16/2005 1:04 pm

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Talking Parrots

I laughed when I read this and thought I would share.

Talking Parrots

A woman approaches her priest and tells him: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaims. "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman exclaims.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding beads and praying.

When the lady puts her two female parrots in the cage with the two male parrots, her two say: "Hi! We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"

At which one male parrot looks at the other and shouts: "Put the beads away! Our prayers have been answered!"

saddletrampsk 54F

12/16/2005 1:50 pm

Thanks for the laugh..

Curious62682 54M

12/16/2005 2:18 pm

I have to say, I was intrigued so I had to read it. Just as I would have suspected, It left me laughing, Kudos to you.....

How True it is......

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/16/2005 2:25 pm

very funny
bet the priest threw her out
silky xx

caressmewell 53F

12/16/2005 2:31 pm

Thanks for the laugh!

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/16/2005 10:31 pm

Very funny I needed that.

Handyhubby 59M
34 posts
12/19/2005 6:46 pm

Excellent DD...laughter is indeed the best medicine.

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