In Memorial For Divinitydesires  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
1/11/2006 6:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

In Memorial For Divinitydesires

In sensual memory of Divinitydesires the most erotic ‘eye’ catching woman this side of the Sierra Nevada. Her hazel eyes and brunette hair will be greatly missed by her legions of adoring fans. She was a sensational woman whose talents included:

Erotic Cyber Chat
“Bloody hell she was the best cyber fuck I ever had.” Exclaimed a man known only as The Master as he held back tears. “I don’t know who will ever replace her.”
Divinity had a way with words and many of her erotic chats became stories she posted here on her blot.

Erotic Literature:
“She harden my cock every time I read of her stories,” Sighed HORNYVIKING722
“I’ll miss her stories too.” Sobbed clitoral_man handing Horny a Kleenex.
Her stories included:
The Very Tip
The Hard Back Chair
The Elevator Encounter
His Kiss
The Office Visit
Leimonaid and Echo... Part I
Leimonaid and Echo... Part II
Phone Sex
The Kitchen Table
Titty Fucked
Regrets

Phone sex:
Divinity’s sultry voice will be missed by millions of men around the world. On numberous occasions she was known to have phone sex. One man, ‘The Fisherman’, was quoted saying, “She was one fine moaner on the phone.” He exclaimed through wept through tears. “I cummed instantly after hearing her first moan. She could make an impotent man rock hard with that voice of hers.”
Even though she was very talented at phone sex, Divinity never started a 900-phone line, she only calling certain men to help her masturbate. Those privileged few have been known to say that those men who didn’t have phone sex with her don’t know what they were missing out on. Even sick with a hoarse voice, she could arouse any man.

Divinity is also known for winning the erotic story challenge given by Caressmewell. Her story started all of blogland having an orgy.
A Blogging Orgy Part I
A Blogging Orgy Part II
A Blogging Orgy Part III

Her death is still unclear to police. She was found in bed, naked with her favorite purple vibrator still clinched tightly in her hand with her legs spread open baring view to her clean shaven pussy. Ptalk1155 was first on the scene to make the gruesome discovery.

"I suppose she couldn't handle me." Ptalk1155 said with a cork of a smile. "That's what she gets for trying to seduce a young stud as myself. She couldn't keep up."

Upon further inquire with Ptalk1155 reports have it that he and Divinity were cybering erotic stories together.
Stories included:
The Mall: The Glass Elevator
The Mall: The Clothes Rack
The Mall: Victoria's Naughty Secret Part I
The Mall: Victoria's Naughty Secret Part II
The Shower
Police are believing that it was a self inflicted orgasm that made her heart stop.
"She was wearing a smile. A really big god awful smile." Said one police officer while adjusting himself. "We can only speculate at why a young beautiful woman would go so far as to do that. It's suicide by masturbation."

If anyone has any information in regards to Divinitydesires’s death please contact the blog police immediately. Upon contacting, you will be told that faking one’s death is always done in poor taste. Please note that this is not real and done so to take light of the recent prank pulled on blogland. Divinitydesires is very much alive and masturbating but she is still is ill with the flu. Once she recovers she will start replying to all the comments left her.

Also please remember other fellow bloggers in your prayers…
[post 199066]
Traveling's Traveling to Heaven!

BLOG ON!
Before anyone gripes at me, please consider this. We have a choice. We can either grow bitter or do what we do and laugh about it and move on. Snagged from Travelingintexas, thanks hun.


expatbrit49 62M

1/11/2006 8:28 am

She sounds sexy and very Hot

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
1/11/2006 8:51 am

*still shakes his head* And you realize I would never say anything like that at all? I'm so much more witty than that...


norprin5 55M

1/11/2006 9:46 am

Dd...will there be drinks at the memorial service? 'cuz i don't know how much more i can take & stay sober!

King Nor XVIII


AlbertPrince 57M

1/11/2006 9:59 am

alas i never had the chance to "get to know her"


bardicman 50M

1/11/2006 10:04 am

sigh... another body,, more comments to sweep up... Life is good



I am not dead yet


saddletrampsk 54F

1/11/2006 10:10 am

Blog on girlfriend..

You so rock..


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/11/2006 12:50 pm

Sorry to hear of your passing. I will miss your eyes.


Green_Tea_Boy 50M
1064 posts
1/11/2006 1:22 pm

my only regret is I didn't get a chance to fuck her brains out before she faked it...


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
1/11/2006 1:39 pm

this keeps up and I'll have no friends left, uhoh I don't have a cam, just lost another one.

*raises fists to the sky* Why me Gods, Why?!?


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
1/11/2006 2:24 pm



*sends a dozen white lilies to Divinity's funeral*

love it



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
1/11/2006 2:40 pm

Funny!

For a minute I was like WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!

I am just real pissed that the posts I put up on the 10th got no attention because of these friggin hoax with AnEnigma517

Purry {=}

Purry


hugs_4_u2 39F

1/11/2006 3:19 pm

ur blog is brill and made me laugh till i cried!

hugs xxxxx


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/11/2006 4:05 pm

If I were still alive, I would send heartfelt condolences.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
1/11/2006 5:09 pm

*slumps down in The Hard Back Chair* If only I could have been there to provide her clitoral resuscitation on The Kitchen Table The Office Visit just won't ever be the same. Damn that addicting purple vibrator! Sure, she came...er, uh went with a smile on her face, but we know she desired a real man to satisfy her, with no Regrets! *sigh* Guess now I'll have to send the dozen roses and 3 cases of bananas to her memorial service. Mmmmm, but I'll always remember the pulse-quickening sensations that she provided with her xxxtremely sexy presence and smokin' hot[/red] erotica...hmmm, I might have to hang on to a case of bananas to help ummm, keep her memory alive

Cheers!


GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3042 posts
1/12/2006 12:36 am

lol Purry , I think a lot of other folks are too


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
1/12/2006 11:27 am



Tears,

Only knew her for a short while...

Must have been tragically recent because she visited my latest blog today and didn't have time to comment...

Maybe I shocked her with the story...

OH NO! - OH NO! - OH NO! NO! NO! - maybe I AM responsible for her demise!!

Perhaps she died laughing at the blog Georgie007777...

Maybe the electronics on her vibrator went into hyperdrive and she became the first woman to "be orgasmed-to-death"...

Whatawaytogo!

If tis true then forgive me, my fellow bloggers for the error of my ways - Mea Culpa.

She will sorely be missed.....

Sir Georgie x

More tears


Sorceror07 54M

1/12/2006 12:08 pm

such a shame such a shame.... there's never any loose ends when one lets a professional do his job Euthanesia Services..... the doctor is in

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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