Idiot's Sex Guide  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
12/13/2005 9:15 am

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Idiot's Sex Guide

1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.

2. There is no need for dice in role playing.

3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway.

4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start.

5. If she says she's into "bondage," don't show her your financial portfolio.

6. You can lie down during a one-night stand.

7. When a woman talks about waiting for the "right time," she's not referring to a commercial break.

8. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.

9. Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.

10. Sex is like "The Club" - Accept no substitutes.

dasher121 36M

12/13/2005 11:18 am

hahaha thats hilarious. great post. def put a smile on my face, thanks

caressmewell 53F

12/13/2005 1:30 pm

LOL - great post DD.

redmustang91 57M  
8599 posts
12/13/2005 3:57 pm

Having good sex means never having to say your sorry!
Love to share a bite, does not mean sex with a vampire, I hope!
Keeping her on a short lease means something different to those into bondage.
Sex is dirty, if you do it right!
If you think sex is no big deal, stop having it with midgets!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/14/2005 1:08 am

#7 is awesome!
Thanks for the laughs.

rm_csd80 36M
582 posts
12/14/2005 9:43 am

Number 3 is wrong. I’ve herd of people having intercourse on the highway, very dangerous. I think it would be easiest if you had a motor home and a friend driving it.

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