I Want To Stay Fresh...  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
1/12/2006 9:45 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I Want To Stay Fresh...

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

firestarter665 42M/39F

1/13/2006 4:54 am

Oh those men. Very cute joke, I loved it.

fantasylover_05 62M

1/13/2006 5:32 am



Thank you!

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
1/13/2006 5:54 am

mmm...I concur with firestarter665...
and what an apt profile pic too!...

...so, babes, do you have a dentist appointment?......

dasher121 36M

1/13/2006 6:37 am

hahaha how did i know that was coming next lol.

im_curious_4u 50M

1/13/2006 5:17 pm

Now that is funny!

iluv2eatpussy66 49M

1/14/2006 11:44 pm

If she did have a dentist appointment too, there is always Listerine

RockPebble 69M
2484 posts
1/15/2006 12:30 pm

This nervous woman goes to the dentist. As she's getting into the chair she says "I'm so nervous, I think I'd rather have a baby". The dentist says "make up your mind. I have to adjust the chair".

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