I Know You From Somewhere...  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
2/16/2006 9:28 pm

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5/30/2006 8:37 pm

I Know You From Somewhere...

A guy is in line at the supermarket, when he notices that a very sexy Blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

So, he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends, while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher.

sideline1968 48F

2/16/2006 10:45 pm

Oh my!!!!!

Perfect example of why we should think, long, hard, and very carefully before we ever open our mouths!

WellhungTrigger 43M
282 posts
2/16/2006 11:53 pm

LMAO Nice!!!


HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
2/17/2006 4:30 am

LMAO Too funny DD

kyplowboy22 61M

2/17/2006 6:06 am

Now, I could see that happening! roflmao. Good one DD. later


PS: Seen you peepin' through my blog the other day, thought it was time for a visit over here. lol

RockPebble 69M
2485 posts
2/17/2006 6:11 am

I've always liked that one.

rm_emerald6912 49M
545 posts
2/17/2006 6:37 am

good one.

TTigerAtty 62M

2/17/2006 11:12 am

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
2/17/2006 1:54 pm

LMAO! That was hilarious.

jakblack36 48M

2/17/2006 2:20 pm

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/17/2006 2:35 pm

I don't get it?...Just kidden...very funny!

timberwolf6972 44M

2/17/2006 4:39 pm

That's a prime example of TMI , If I was that guy I would have sold my house and left town after that. {=}

rm_santa707x 42M
9 posts
2/17/2006 5:30 pm

if it were me could have thought about after marrieage slings.....
Goo one though.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
2/17/2006 9:06 pm

Oooo Good One!

Purry {=}


rm_JohnMacLaine 50M
585 posts
2/19/2006 5:26 am


givers new meaning to "too much info"



"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi

rm_lucytart 50F
590 posts
2/21/2006 5:38 am

I love it! I'm always worried about sticking my foot in my mouth TOO far...

rm_emmie234 52F
608 posts
2/21/2006 2:43 pm


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