I Feel The Need...  

Divinitydesires 46F
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11/26/2005 1:08 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I Feel The Need...

...to try to move on from what MVGirl1 has done. The great words of one of my closest friends, "Alia, being a victim doesn't become you." No... but being a anal bitch is what I'm about when someone crosses me... or steals. So... in moving on... Here is my humor for the day... (And please note: Moving on doesn't mean I've forgotten, nor do I intend on dropping it. I'll keep everyone posted on what's going on.)

Took this from the Late Show... this is an oldie:

Top Ten Signs You Have No Friends

10. No calls from salespeople pushing MCI's Friends and Family Plan

9. You go to a video store and say out loud to yourself, "Well, what do you want to rent tonight?"

8. You send birthday cards to the members of the McLaughlin Group.

7. You are one of the five best solitaire players in the world.

6. Your initials are G.S., and you own a major league baseball team in the Bronx.

5. At your funeral, the entire eulogy is, "Yep. He's dead."

4. Having a Super Bowl party means dressing up your dogs in sweaters and tying them to the furniture.

3. James Taylor sings the first few bars of "You've Got a Friend," notices you in the audience, and stops.

2. You're still drinking from same keg you bought on New Year's Eve '87.

1. All your phone calls start with "976."

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