His And Her Road Trips  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
12/15/2005 7:48 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

His And Her Road Trips

I saw this and thought of Andy4XTC. I was on the phone with him the other day and he asked me if I knew a certain town. I know the name and that was it. Well, Andy was lost and needed some direction. He was hoping I knew the town. Needless to say, he did ask and reached his destination. So, this joke isn't necessarily true, but it sure was funny when I read it.

HERS:

Pulls off at wrong exit.

opens window

asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer

Arrives at destination presently.

HIS:

Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.

Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.

Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.

Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air

Pulls up to a 7 -11

Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky

Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.

Gets back into car.

Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.

Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.

Almost hits a deer

Curses the night

Curses you

Curses the large slurpee

Drives and fiddles with radio.

Yells at you for suggesting the map again

Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.

He hates your sister.

Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel

He had to look up pernicious.

Couldn't find a dictionary.

Finally found a dictionary

Couldn't spell pernicious.

Seethes at the memory of it all

But she is laughing inside...

And of course you're still lost.


caressmewell 53F

12/15/2005 8:12 am

LOL...so much truth to this...


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
12/15/2005 11:27 am

Well, I really do hate your sister.


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/15/2005 2:43 pm

lol very good blogg
giggles
silky xx


dasher121 36M

12/16/2005 9:50 am

that was great!! very nice, really was laughing out loud on that one. thanks for the smile today


needalotoflics 42M
112 posts
12/16/2005 10:42 am

YOUR so funny I see that picture every day when Im on my chopper speeding away


RockPebble 69M
2485 posts
12/16/2005 10:55 am

I resemble that. LOL


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