Evil Thoughts  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
12/6/2005 6:54 am

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Evil Thoughts

While in the shower this morning I heard the garbage truck go by.


I forgot to take out the trash.


I forget every Monday night to take the trash out.
Well... that's not entirely true. I remembered last night but I was side tracked (that's another blog entry). So now I'll have an over filled trash can.

I start to think. I do some of my best thinking in the shower.

'What am I going to do with all the excess trash?'

One thought leads to another... and I think of my ex, the... *mumbles under breath*.

He came over yesterday and was all ticked off with me for putting trash in the back of his truck that needed to hauled off. His truck is sitting on the side of my house, and has been for over a year now. When we were together he would go out there and start it up, tinker with it and then come back in. And before every guy starts in on me about 'it's his baby', I know trucks. I had a truck, which he had me sell (long story won't go there), and his truck is a piece of crap. I take that back, it's a piece of crap for a set of two. My ex has two trucks both pieces of crap. I'm not doing the truck any disservice by putting trash in the back of it. Actually, I'm improving the look of it.
So he comes in yesterday telling me I had no right. I try to reason with the man, which is next to impossible to do when your talking to an idiot. Eventually he calms down and sees my point of view. Which makes me wonder why we had a mini-battle over trash. It's trash for god's sake. Throw it out and be done with it. Why argue about it?


There ya go. A stupid fight over a stupid matter.

The title of my post is 'Evil Thoughts'... 'Not Taking Out The Trash' So how do I make the arguement worth something. It took from me, which was my time and energy... and in return I recieved nothing. I want to be satisfied in this ordeal. I want to do something that would justify his pettiness over trash.


If your going to pick a fight with me then at least make it over something of value. Like diamonds, money, kids and not necessarily in that order.

Alright back to the subject at hand.
How do I find some satisfaction in my trash problem. That's fairly easy... Fill his truck up to the brim with it. I'm thinking of cleaning out the garage this weekend too. Of course that's not enough satisfaction nor is even come close to evil.

Oh no, evil would be filling the front seat up with stinky trash.

Leave the windows down so the animals can get to it.

I hope it rains.

Make sure the fish is partially unwrapped. (Of course I would have to buy a fish to throw it out.)

Any other suggestions?

caressmewell 53F

12/6/2005 7:31 am

Do you have any friends that have kids still in diapers? If so toss in the front a couple of really dirty ones.

Darkpassion 57F

12/6/2005 7:37 am

Maybe i'm missing the point but surely you're the one that's inconvenienced here...the truck is outside YOUR house!! If it was outside his house then this nonsense would have some vengence factor.
Don't continue to waste time and energy...move on and enjoy your life.

1023 posts
12/6/2005 7:56 am

In my area, though I'm no where near suburbia, my city ordinaces are strictly regulated. So if your situation is the same, place (re: dump)this week's trash in the back of his truck and then tell him that a city official came out and said to get the truck with its expired stickers tags etc. outta there or they'll remove it and impound it, happens here all the time. Tell him you convinced the official to let it slide as long as the trash is taking away by tomorrow. He'll haul the stuff off to preserve his baby. I'll post actual assorted nasties in this regard, they will however possibly be both illegal or dangerous (check local laws), garunteed to be at least one. Good Luck D !

rm_csd80 36M
582 posts
12/6/2005 9:08 am

Let it go. He is obviously your ex for a good reason and the truck is going away soon. Brooding over it and imagining revenge for such a petty thing just makes the anger last longer and is a drain on you. You should have just tolled him that if he doesn't like it than take the truck away and leave it at that. If you do something to his truck it will just feed his anger and create future arguments and more problems between you. Don't let him be a drain on your life and your emotional stability.

A good way to remember to take out the trash is to do it as soon as you get home. all my neighbors get their trash out before I do so it reminds me when I'm driving down the street.

Take a look at my [blog csd80]

Sac's Hot Spot has regular meet and greets that are allways fun. It can use some more active members, especially women.

needalotoflics 42M
112 posts
12/6/2005 9:20 am

WELL D.D. ALL I got say is its your property His trash can even if the truck is of any value he should have made it a priority to remove the vehicle from the begining if it was really that important I have a family member thats a peaceofficer and I asked him a question "IF theirs someone elses property on my property and I dont want IT there what HAPPENS if I tow or remove it from the spot " REPLY: " OWNER OF THE PROPERTY BEING MOVED MUST PAY TOW or REMOVAL FEES" GOOD LUCK

AnEnigma517 59M

12/6/2005 10:46 am

Seems you've got all the bases covered quite nicely! (The diapers that were mentioned above adds a nice touch!)

Anyway... where have you been hiding? Or maybe I just haven't been looking to much... you've got some GREAT stuff here! (One more for my "watch list"!)

im_curious_4u 50M

12/6/2005 7:56 pm

Messing with a man's truck. Now that is evil.

For the sake of argument though, have it towed with the diapers in it.

BTW As the old saying goes: Don't get mad, get even.

needalotoflics 42M
112 posts
12/10/2005 6:28 pm

SIGH thinking of a new plan

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