Cowboy Boots  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
12/7/2005 7:17 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Cowboy Boots

An elderly couple, Jose and Dolores, recently moved to Texas. Jose has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Dolores looks him over, "Nope, Nada."

Frustrated, Jose storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"

Dolores looks up and says, "Jose, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Jose yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, DOLORES?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!"

To which Dolores replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, hombre. Shoulda bought a hat."


AnEnigma517 59M

12/7/2005 8:24 am

You're so cute! Never saw that one coming!


jakblack36 48M

12/7/2005 8:54 am

LMFAO This is a clasic for the vault.


caressmewell 53F

12/7/2005 12:42 pm

lol - girl, that was funny!


im_curious_4u 50M

12/7/2005 3:28 pm

Good one!


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
12/7/2005 4:08 pm

*chuckles*


needalotoflics 42M
112 posts
12/7/2005 6:53 pm

LIKE I said befor WHERE DO YOU GET THESE JOKES HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
going to p in pants


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