Car Fucking...  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
1/16/2006 12:37 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Car Fucking...


So I'm looking for a lover and I'm thinking, where are we going to have sex? Maybe I'm jumping the gun, but I have thoughts, bare with me please. As my mind wonders I start thinking a really nice hotel with silk sheets, fresh flowers, a large sauna tub, candles, a large basket of fruit (mostly bananas) and more to make that special night of passionate sex more... well... special.

Okay... how real is that? Not every guy has a cash roll stuck away in his pocket and can whip it out for me to have that special night of hard core sex. So, I turn my thoughts to a more practical approach. Car fucking. We can all afford that right? *giggles* I do some research looking for the best way to have sex in the back seat of a car. This is what I found...


LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION

Back alley

No, this is not the prelude to one of your perverse dreams. If your woman isn't very thrilled with having an audience, taking her to a very quiet and preferably dark area will serve you better. Opt for an alley that people rarely, if ever, frequent. Noted!

Parking lots

If both of you are the more daring type, then a parking lot can serve as a wonderful venue to get sweaty and nasty. Of course, you'll likely fog up the windows, but don't fret, everyone will know what you're up to. Wooo Hooo... lets rock the car baby!

Drive-in movie

Yes, I know, this is the mother of all clich├ęs, but really, how many people are still having sex at the drive-in theater? So plan it in your head without letting her know, get her to wear something that provides easy access and enjoy the movie. Drive-in? They actually do exist?

Mountain top

There's nothing quite like watching the sunset (or rise) and penetrating the woman you love at the same time. Drive to the top of a mountain (given that you don't live in the flatlands) and make slow, quiet love for as long as it takes to satisfy each other. Okay... I'm game, just need to find that lover who will do this with me. Men?

Highway

There was this one time when my woman and I were driving on a highway, and because she was wearing a dress without a bra and panties, I was erect for ten minutes before I finally decided to pull over on the side of the road and show her how hard it was... for me to control myself. Short skirt, no panties, no bra. Got it. How about easy snap blouse... no buttons at all?

AUTO POSITIONS

The Doggy Dash

Sit on the passenger side and tilt the passenger seat back as much as you can. She can sit on top of you facing the windshield, holding onto the dashboard for balance and controlling the movement. And what a movement it is -- not too mention that awesome view of her backside. I'm game and horny (oh wait, that's a constate).

Backseat Mission

There really isn't much to this position. You basically lie in the back with your woman and take your place as the missionary man. For a little variety, try to raise her legs so that the soles of her feet rest on the ceiling of the car. And don't be shy; give her little portal a kiss hello. Give it to me now! Please.

Cruisin' Oral

Okay, so you're a little selfish in this one, but hey, you're driving the damn car! Put your car in cruise control and while driving, she can greet your little buddy with her eager mouth. But be careful, a guy named Dick lost himself in the sensations that fellatio provided and forgot that he was manning a car and before long, they had an unfortunate accident. Don't be a Dick. I love oral...

Hood Licker

If you and your woman are bolder than a porn star amid Happy Hour, then place her on the hood of your car and enjoy all the treats she has to offer. Of course, when she's ready to take you in, you can turn her over and let her hands rest on the hood while you penetrate her like the dog who's finally having his day. Hot damn! I can have sex now?

OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER

Music: The rhythm that transcends itself into her ears can make or break the experience. Make sure you have some awesome beats on hand, preferably something trance-like such as Ultra Chilled. Alternative Rock?

Parking brake: Believe me, many people forget all about this simple little action. It's very important to ensure that the parking brake is on, otherwise you may just end up naked in a ditch, and no one wants that.Check!

Clean car: Any woman would be apprehensive about removing her clothes and getting down in a car that has McDonald's wrappers on the floor or a sticky dash (how does that happen anyway?). Make sure the inside of your car is spotless. I so agree!

Fog windows: Close the air conditioning and make sure the windows get fogged up before you pull up her skirt and give her your stick shift. Speaking of clothes... Noted!

Easy access clothing: Make sure you're wearing clothes that can be removed and put on easily. The last thing you want to do is knee her in the face while trying to pull down your fitted jeans. No belts guys! And please... If I wear no panties or bra please go commando.

Baby wipes: How many times do people get caught naked in their cars without tissue paper to wipe up the mess? Too many, so make sure you have baby wipes handy to clean up the mess you'll be making. Noted! Oh... and I'll bring my Sex It Up Essentials Kit.

Use condoms: If you want to make the least mess possible, not to mention avoid STDs and unwanted pregnancy, use a condom and you'll be killing three birds with one stone -- or condom, as the case may be. *giggles*

Be prepared: Remember that sex in the car is not approved of in most parts, so make sure you're in a position in which you can easily get dressed. Mr. Police Officer doesn't need to know whether or not your woman shaves or waxes down there. Noted!

I think I have everything in order... just need a lover to have that venture with. Do I have any takers?

shyknight2005 42M
163 posts
1/16/2006 1:39 am

<waves shyly from back of room>


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/16/2006 2:55 am

I used to have a playmate that was also a co-worker...and at lunch time...woo hooo...out to the desert we'd go... itty bitty little truck though...but plenty of seclusion. What fun...so damn hot...one day it was lightly raining... just perfect. Went back to work...with barely a few min's to spare. No one the wiser..except me and him. hehe.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


fantasylover_05 62M

1/16/2006 4:48 am

ANY TIME.. ANY PLACE Divinity!!!

Though given the choice... I would prefer that hotel room to contortionist vehicle... though the outdoors in the desert or mountain top doesn't sound bad either!!! But my all time most favorite fantasy is at the BEACH!!

The last time I had sex in the car was when I was 18..... and th epolice officer was quite nice to simply tell us to get dressed and go home!! YIKES!! LOL LOL LOL


zoopc42 47M

1/16/2006 5:26 am

I will have to keep this, but a better way to go is to travel in a van. I mean a 70's van too. Small bed, maybe some shag carpet.

Maybe a little more modern but defiantly cool.

#Zoo#


dasher121 36M

1/16/2006 5:39 am

the best that i have had, reverse cowgirl in the back seat, next to train tracks very late at night. the train came whooshing by in the middle of it and shook the whole car......amazing.


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
1/16/2006 5:49 am

UK 16 January 13:40

Dear DD,

Gotta tell ya - once was in a Public Car Park on Level 9 with Lady J - She was so lovely... Ahhhhhhh!

... short pause for erotic memories... *drool* and *blush*

Our favourite modus operandi was with her arriving with no panties - us both getting into the back of her BMW - me sitting astride the contoured bump in the back - both front seats pushed as far forward as possible.

She would then open my fly and while making "ooooh" noises slowly, with her small hands, pull the "Squire" out and then she would squat onto my cock while facing me - the feeling as her already wet pussy would slowly engulf me and was quite simply out of this world.

Anyway in the carpark - we had to time everything very carefully as the three security cameras were panning around. A bit like making love while an alien from War of the Worlds is nosing about.

So - in between the laughter and giggles, and there were lots - we managed spectacular jiggy-jiggy. Somehow the cars driving around - not many as Level 9 was at the top and had fewest vehicles - and the cameras added to the sexual frisson.

We would almost be "there" - we loved cumming together - and then we would have to press the "pause" button - stay still, giggling, sometimes with just me twitching my cock inside her and her squeezing her pussy round me.

Then the hazard would move away and we would be back to advanced jiggy jiggy-ing - when we did orgasm together it was lovely - I always had a wet patch in my groin from our juices - Ah well the laundry did well..........

Best wishes,

Sir Georgie, feeling good today...............

*kisses*


rm_Mike207A 47M

1/16/2006 5:56 am

One other funny note from my younger years - IFF you are in an older car with a catalytic converter and park on dry grass, you may be looking at more smoke on the outside of your car than inside. Smoky was not happy with me that day LOL!


jakblack36 48M

1/16/2006 8:15 am

DD I have an original 56' Chevy Bel Air in my garage. Interior is original and intact. Motor is currently pulled. When can ya get here?;


rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
1/16/2006 8:47 am

Re: locations; I believe spectacular scenery more often than not leads to spectacular sex! Given you're choices, I'm all in for the mountain-top...but, there are also so many other spectacular scenery locations to explore (beaches, forests, ridges and valleys, waterfalls, rivers and lakes, in the rain, in the desert, during each season...would have to try all to find out which is really the best

Re: auto positions; all of the above and so many more!


hooks1952 64M

1/16/2006 9:13 am

Just by reading this is enough to cripple a man of my age! Get it onnnnn!


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/16/2006 9:52 am

I've done the doggy dash, the mountain side, the parking lot, cruisin oral, hood licker... Great post!


RockPebble 69M
2476 posts
1/16/2006 10:23 am

As long as you're there it'll be great.


roger_the_hound 57M

1/16/2006 12:36 pm

Some doggy dash, hood lickin' fun
Brings happiness to my warm gun
And cruise control humming
Will keep this hound cumming
Hot wads as you swallow each one.

Ars longa, vita brevis.


Rockhard2x6 54M

1/16/2006 12:47 pm

Made lots of notes from this, though it seems unlikely I will ever get to use them.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
1/16/2006 2:18 pm

*chuckles*


rm_csd80 36M
582 posts
1/16/2006 2:46 pm

One thing about the Hood Licker. If you’ve just turned off the car the hood will be nice and warm.

Take a look at my [blog csd80]

Sac's Hot Spot has regular meet and greets that are allways fun. It can use some more active members, especially women.


rm_CalyTaz 43M

1/16/2006 9:04 pm

There's plenty of room in my SUV. I can even fit an air matress back there, the seats fold flat. Have you ever used an air matress, they're quite springy. Start with dinner downtown at Morton's followed by a trip to the lake. I know some great spots out there that also have picnic tables. Take the action outside and I can eat (you) off the table and if it's cold there is plenty of room inside.


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